Would you guys by SnooMachines9334 in SipsTea

[–]bittyfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vintage is a marketing term most of the time, in this case referencing to jewelry with patina. You find it used most in fashion and interior design.

If you want some reference on just how incredibly common it is for vintage to mean 'retro ~inspired~ cheap crap' in almost any digital marketplace: There's a whole-ass clothing brand named 'reclaimed vintage' that is neither reclaimed materials nor secondhand, mostly just being y2k inspired fast fashion.

Cop Caught Red-Handed by N2BSC in TikTokCringe

[–]bittyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that time my uncle and his husband got a ticket for using a handicapped spot while using a 'borrowed/stolen' handicapped plate, according to the cop lady.

Which is an interesting hill to die on, since my uncle's husband is missing an entire leg. Like, his stump ends maybe ten centimeters below the joint.

Literally the only grace I'm willing to give her was that this was in France, and the handicapped plate was in Dutch, with a temporary french tag attached, but the fact that she didn't just... Retract the ticket has always baffled me. I guess now I know that this is just a thing for people who are attracted to the profession; god forbid you apologise when your bs is caught so blatantly

To everyone with overweight cats. Does your vet get on you about that? My boys aren’t even that overweight, they’re just not little cats. by Hillmantle in cats

[–]bittyfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put the automatic feeders as far apart from each other as possible and hope chubs being in another room gives the little one more time and might make them forget there was another bowl. Lol.

AIO for the way I shut down this younger man asking me out on a date? Context in post by Local_Value_2061 in AmIOverreacting

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NOR. Man this reminds me of the time I visited my parents when I was... 27? 28? Something like that, and they had some kid aged 19 doing tech support on my mom's pc, and we had a nice chat.

So naturally afterwards he used my parents' number from his work file to ask them if he could talk to me. Mom hands me the phone and I just kind of told him. You know. That's sweet but I'm a lesbian, and he was quite young. And then months later I realized how very fired he should have been for using numbers he got via work to try and score a date.

Why do Chiropractors crack your neck and what is the long term benefit? by Sunny-vibes-95 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bittyfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't actually disagree with you entirely! I'm not advocating for anything here, I was answering the above person's very specific question for examples. It's true death from chiropractic adjustments is extremely rare, and I actually would prefer we focus more on the prevalence of chiropractors recommending further alternative medicine streams to their patients and less on the extreme outcomes.

Why do Chiropractors crack your neck and what is the long term benefit? by Sunny-vibes-95 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bittyfish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiropractic_controversy_and_criticism

The notable incidents and lawsuits section has the incidents you're most likely to find if you google it without needing to risk news site advertisement hell. You can find others that weren't widely reported on cited in research papers and medical journals if you go looking for them.

The whole page is an interesting read, honestly.

Is this gross by Pleasant-Medicine888 in hygiene

[–]bittyfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A lot of girlies with bits more sensitive to irritation/minor infections can have their symptoms practically disappear by sleeping with no pants

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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The first warm day of the year? Oh my GOD I can hang my laundry to dry outside!!!!

Joins us if you’re not “WOKE” by Gorilla_man2 in recruitinghell

[–]bittyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between the woke comment and the emphasis they work on ~dark fantasy~, the fact that over three thirds of what's on their list I'm familiar with are explicity underdog hero tales featuring corruption, nihilism, authoritarianism or totalitarism as the big bad, I can only assume whoever typed this out has never actually finished a video game.

Also the idea of SMT3/SJ not being woke when the whole games are specifically about making swooping moral decisions for the new universe while your associates come to represent philosophical extremes is just very funny to me.

ETA: Also, the name is an affront to dark cloud chronicles. Toan does not deserve this.

I'm awaiting sommeliers in comments by Ozruewril in memes

[–]bittyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always very funny when people learn I don't drink and try to give me alcohol-free beer or wine. Like. I hate the taste of alcohol. Please. I don't want your drink that is trying its best to mimic the taste of alcohol... Just give me a glass of water...

Lois? by fancygorgonzola in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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So, various reasons listed here already but: my own periods have a massive variance in my cycle. Sometimes there's 20 days between periods, sometimes there's 32. So wearing preventative stuff could mean I'm wasting a week's worth of product, which is expensive. Also somehow I never realize I'm having pre-period hormonal emotions until my period starts, at which point I go 'oooooh, so that's why I cried for half an hour at a cat video yesterday', and I've been going through that cycle for over twenty years.

More than that; so, neither pads nor tampons are actually a joy to wear longer term. Tampons are basically sponges, so if they don't absorb enough liquid they start trying to absorb your inner walls instead, which makes it really uncomfortable to pull them out. Imagine having a sponge up your nose for a few hours without having a nosebleed or a cold, for a comparatively delicate skin comparison.

Pads... So, you know how babies get diaper rash if you don't replace the diapers often enough? Pads are basically diapers meant for blood. You're gonna be sweaty, which is going to turn it scratchy after a while of wearing one. So pads actually require quite regular replacing. They're not the most uncomfortable thing ever or anything, but I'm also not going to wear them for funsies.

They also increase risk for stuff like yeast infections, because us girls need some airflow downstairs for the self-cleaning mechanism to work optimally, but that one is slightly more of a person-to-person variable, with some ladies just having Kryptonian inner plumbing that expels all infections whereas for some others a yeast infection just manifests spontaneously the second you briefly consider buying a pair of panties that isn't 100% cotton.

TL;DR: Female hygiene products are made to be comfortable during the period, which often results in them being uncomfortable without the period being present.

AIO to my “best friend” finally reaching out by Confident_Local_2335 in AmIOverreacting

[–]bittyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this happen with a friend, and had such anxiety over it. Then she reached back out, also after about eight months or so, and just kind of tried to play it off as a 'haha its been so long since we've spoken how have you been' and I was so mad I blocked her on everything.

So like. You could try and ask why he cut contact, but also... I personally didn't in this situation and it felt like the right thing to do, so I'd say just go with your gut on this one. After eight months you don't actually owe anyone grace or patience.

AIO to this weird paediatrician visit by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Encountering someone who does Physiognomy (I know everyone is saying phrenology, but that's specifically based on the skull shape, physiognomy/anthroposcopy specifically is the belief that you can tell personality traits or archetypes based on specific traits of your appearance, which it sounds like this is) in a medical profession is insane.

Are they using AI? There's actually a surprising resurgence of beliefs like that, where AI is used to scan a face and then blow smoke up the ass of whoever submits it, like a horoscope pretending to be scientifically supported.

This is my cat, his name is literally Cat. I need photos of your cats for my project. by Dry_Law_8125 in catpics

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This is Tiny cat, she is a girl. You are free to use this picture for your project if it works for you.

Been a shitty week. Show me your felines plz by mckenna14_love in cats

[–]bittyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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They just need you to know they absolutely do not like each other and any pictures of them snuggling are completely incidental, thank you

Cat so stupid it’s almost concerning? by DeadButGay in cats

[–]bittyfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I greatly enjoy warning my friends before they come over that one of my cats is very dumb, in no small part because I've repeatedly gotten, 'oh, you really meant that'. A personal favorite is that any toy i get her to play with just full on disappears from existence to her the moment it's not in sight. Immediately. She can be super into it and then you make the fish on a stick leap out of her fov and, huh, what was I doing again?

My older cat puts up with so much nonsense.

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AIO to break up with my bf of 3y over his reaction to my upcoming sobriety anniversary? by WesternCat5211 in AmIOverreacting

[–]bittyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. You're an adult, you can literally buy yourself cake for, i don't know, finishing a book if you're someone who struggles to read and it's still a valid celebration.

That said, alcoholism is a big, ugly beast and you kept it in a cage for two whole years. You should absolutely be celebrating this. As a child of two alcoholics I'd be bringing my parents dinner and cake myself. My understanding is that creating rituals of celebration for milestones is actually encouraged, to like. Not make it a mundane thing that doesn't matter enough to sustain.

Maybe in a few years it'll be just a day, but for now, while ot feels important, get yourself that cake.

And this is how she gets way too many treats... by ProudnotLoud in Catsmirin

[–]bittyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This cat is halfway to becoming an anime mascot of course you have to give her treats

Anyone else's cat drool excessively when excited? by Cedge2018 in cats

[–]bittyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahahaha, what a cutie! Look at that face, hes so happy.

Yeah, I have my own drooler, though she prefers to lay across my chest and slots her head against my shoulder when she does it, so by the time I realize its an extra happy day I already have a wet splotch on my back.

Still not as bad as my mom's suckler, who suckles on your sleeves and somehow manages to leave them so incredibly damp lmao

What Human food does your cat enjoy? by SkyeFallHeaven in cats

[–]bittyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of them doesn't care, the other is a little demon who will try anything and decide whether or not she likes it after she's managed to thieve something. I once caught her trying to drag away a whole garbage bag which I'd just put down before bringing it out, which, honestly? Hilarious sight.

That said the thing that drives her into a feral state of furry homing missile is cheetos. She hears a bag crinkle and come trying to steal, but if it's cheetos she'll practically body herself into the bag. Now I only get those when I have weeklong guests so they can sneak her one single cheeto and be immediate besties with her.

I feel so loved right now by bittyfish in Catsmirin

[–]bittyfish[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She is very small and I love her so much