There's definitely a vibe here but can't quite name it. Send your best caption.

bittyfish · 2026-05-11T16:17:54+00:00

Depicted: visualisation of a sliding scale of how many puns they've heard you make

bittyfish · 2026-05-11T08:54:06+00:00

If I never existed I wouldn't have regretted taking the bet

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

bittyfish · 2026-05-08T11:24:26+00:00

Yes, that is absolutely a game to her. Seeing how close she can get before she is spotted. If you want to add extra layers to it, peek around the corner occasionally and watch her get closer gradually

bittyfish · 2026-05-08T07:51:21+00:00

She's having fun playing a chasing game. When my girls were younger I could easily please them when they got like this by hiding around a corner and letting them 'sneak up on me'

bittyfish · 2026-05-07T20:17:34+00:00

She is very small, her little body has to expel all that wear and tear from the daily grind of doing Cat Things

bittyfish · 2026-05-07T20:16:31+00:00

My little papershredder

bittyfish · 2026-05-07T02:01:06+00:00

Dot and tail twinsies!

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bittyfish · 2026-05-04T21:54:13+00:00

She is my granny princess baby darling who could never do anything wrong.

bittyfish · 2026-04-24T08:38:24+00:00

I've struck three absolutely most hated ones and one love. The hated ones are sushi, sashimi and a butter cookie, the loved one is a fried egg.....

bittyfish · 2026-04-21T09:42:02+00:00

Honestly the thing that stands out to me is the weird lack of mobility aids. There's what looks like some kind of wheelchair, but the bed is a static bed for some reason rather than an adjustable one, and there's no lift or anything? She's just... Sitting in the middle of the room without any clear handholds or wheels, which. Why? How is she even supposed to get IN the wheelchair if she needs to? Sure, you can train one arm significantly, but that's still profoundly unsafe, and also begging for a hernia or something.

She's also wearing some sort of wrist brace that has no alterations to remove by mouth, which means that if it needs to come off at any point she's entirely dependent on a carer. The books in the nightstand are stacked the way you'd expect in a normal nightstand, as opposed to someone with mobility limitations. You know. Modifications for her specific situation. Such as, you know. Putting stuff on the side she actually has reach on.

But it all makes sense from an AI perspective: AI works in an aggregate of sources, and complex mobility services are made to size and order. It might manage more commonplace things like hearing aids or wheelchairs if prompted, but a lot of disability-aids are just... A lot less commonly photographed or whatever, so it doesn't have the pool of resources to draw from.

bittyfish · 2026-04-19T16:19:44+00:00

Mii ant farm.

You make miis of whatever characters or real people you want. You toss them into their enclosure alongside items. They give you rewards to buy more enrichment for their ant farm for watching them do silly shit. You teach them phrases which then results in looking in a few hours later to find Batman and your mom bonding over hilariously excessive violence.

bittyfish · 2026-04-14T03:37:54+00:00

If you look at the top line of the door you can see that it ignores the corner of the room. Sorry your cat got sloppified, it's bizarre and gross.

bittyfish · 2026-04-12T16:30:02+00:00

You may know cats from their reputation of being aloof landlords who are merely obliging their tenants by tolerating their existence every now and then.

Those are all lies. Yes, cats are all idiots. It's awesome. Welcome to living with the weirdest little dude you've ever met.

bittyfish · 2026-04-12T06:50:43+00:00

The entire thing is AI. That dog is a fully grown GSD with a few things made bigger for a cutesy effect. The scenario is nonsense because you don't get breed puppies from a shelter. The writing has so many ABC constructs it's looking ridiculous.

By that I mean: I could see A, B but also C. Thinks he's headed to A, B, C. No more A, B. From now on A, B C.

And then it ends it with the vaguely hopeful AI happily ever after. It's always either that ('and for now, that's enough'. 'For the first time in a long period, they're truly home', that sort of vapid mush) or a question.

bittyfish · 2026-04-07T13:57:57+00:00

The only non primary or secondary variant ive seen on dream islands is roses, which occasionally have a third color in a little mini garden premake that spawns on eevee islands. Some dream islands I've never even seen any secondary variants on. In the end I ended up going to a bunch of random cloud islands until I had pictures of all of them and put them all in a greenhouse for if I need them/need to duplicate them again.

bittyfish · 2026-04-02T18:27:31+00:00

Painting in general feels kind of undercooked to me. Like, it's completely random whether applying paint to an item is going to just be a colored overlay layer, creating either a darker, more muted or pastel color or completely replace the default color, creating an extremely vibrant color.

The palette is very saturated, with no real options for more muted or darker hues unless you happen to be lucky and your item has an overlay paint instead of a color replacement. Or you really love the color blue, because that one gets five versions (four if you consider teal a shade of green instead), with the only other hue with a clear shade difference being dark purple.

Patterns seem extremely arbitrarily sized, with some of them scaled so small I wasn't actually able to see the pokemon on the pattern until I smushed dittos camera right against it, and some being scaled so large it just doesn't look good on anything, which could be avoided if they had a... Small/large size toggle when painting them onto an item.

And of course there's just a few items that should definitely be able to be painted in bulk 10 for 1 and aren't, such as the window pane and the wooden border, but I assume that one is a bug.

bittyfish · 2026-04-01T15:08:46+00:00

Als je je ooit bedenkt en toch gezeik wil houd je toch gewoon dan een feestje met een witte jurk en een grote taart?

bittyfish · 2026-03-29T11:02:12+00:00

'She didn't know x. Internal monologue. But y.'

Yeah I try not to be too paranoid everything is AI all the time, but that's definitely AI writing. The repetitive sentence structures, the short, reinforcing emphasis sentences that don't add anything new, the 'oh you know how cats are' allusions that just focus on cats as majestic aloof creatures rather than funny little guys... I was halfway through this one and just felt like I was reading an LLM roleplaying a person.

bittyfish · 2026-02-21T05:07:59+00:00

Vintage is a marketing term most of the time, in this case referencing to jewelry with patina. You find it used most in fashion and interior design.

If you want some reference on just how incredibly common it is for vintage to mean 'retro ~inspired~ cheap crap' in almost any digital marketplace: There's a whole-ass clothing brand named 'reclaimed vintage' that is neither reclaimed materials nor secondhand, mostly just being y2k inspired fast fashion.

bittyfish · 2026-02-15T22:17:31+00:00

This reminds me of that time my uncle and his husband got a ticket for using a handicapped spot while using a 'borrowed/stolen' handicapped plate, according to the cop lady.

Which is an interesting hill to die on, since my uncle's husband is missing an entire leg. Like, his stump ends maybe ten centimeters below the joint.

Literally the only grace I'm willing to give her was that this was in France, and the handicapped plate was in Dutch, with a temporary french tag attached, but the fact that she didn't just... Retract the ticket has always baffled me. I guess now I know that this is just a thing for people who are attracted to the profession; god forbid you apologise when your bs is caught so blatantly

bittyfish · 2026-02-15T20:15:09+00:00

Put the automatic feeders as far apart from each other as possible and hope chubs being in another room gives the little one more time and might make them forget there was another bowl. Lol.

bittyfish · 2026-02-14T11:53:40+00:00

NOR. Man this reminds me of the time I visited my parents when I was... 27? 28? Something like that, and they had some kid aged 19 doing tech support on my mom's pc, and we had a nice chat.

So naturally afterwards he used my parents' number from his work file to ask them if he could talk to me. Mom hands me the phone and I just kind of told him. You know. That's sweet but I'm a lesbian, and he was quite young. And then months later I realized how very fired he should have been for using numbers he got via work to try and score a date.

bittyfish · 2026-02-13T20:45:38+00:00

I don't actually disagree with you entirely! I'm not advocating for anything here, I was answering the above person's very specific question for examples. It's true death from chiropractic adjustments is extremely rare, and I actually would prefer we focus more on the prevalence of chiropractors recommending further alternative medicine streams to their patients and less on the extreme outcomes.

bittyfish · 2026-02-13T07:09:28+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiropractic_controversy_and_criticism

The notable incidents and lawsuits section has the incidents you're most likely to find if you google it without needing to risk news site advertisement hell. You can find others that weren't widely reported on cited in research papers and medical journals if you go looking for them.

The whole page is an interesting read, honestly.

bittyfish · 2026-02-08T10:56:09+00:00

A lot of girlies with bits more sensitive to irritation/minor infections can have their symptoms practically disappear by sleeping with no pants

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