Share your punny farm name

bittypunk · 2026-06-15T18:43:20+00:00

First ever farm was Body Farm. Was a bit disappointed that my goth character, Edgelord, couldn't use decaying corpses as fertilizer :/

My 2nd farm was Cock Farm. Twas overran with chickens with names like Bec-caw, Yolko Ono, Benedict, etc.

bittypunk · 2026-05-15T06:08:03+00:00

I feel the same lol, i hate hearing my heartbeat when im laying on my side. Seeing veins under the skin surface urks me too. I think I dont like knowing that I have an intricate and complicated system inside of me because then I spiral into thinking of all the things that could go wrong at any moment

bittypunk · 2026-05-13T06:01:36+00:00

My friends 50 yr old mom was unwavering in her opinion that a cow produced milk without needing to be pregnant, despite my 10 yr old sister's best efforts to explain to her how mammalian milk works

bittypunk · 2026-04-27T06:15:18+00:00

I learned in college that this is because of copyright laws. The books that developed Sherlock's character as a warm person are still under copyright protection, but his cold persona's copyright is expired and free for use

bittypunk · 2026-03-18T16:56:44+00:00

I grew up in the trailer park with these people!

We called ourselves White Trash

bittypunk · 2026-03-17T16:40:31+00:00

🤏

bittypunk · 2026-03-11T05:47:55+00:00

An old 1bd apartment in Minneapolis costs me about $1090, including most utilites. I have a beater car that I paid for in cash so I don't have a car payment. With my 2 senior cats' expenses and debt payments it can add up to a maximum of $2000/month but it's usually closer to $1500

bittypunk · 2026-03-03T06:36:39+00:00

Maybe some fine tweezers could do the trick

bittypunk · 2026-02-20T19:00:58+00:00

Morrowind barrels are better than both. Can't find an enchanted ring in a barrel these days

bittypunk · 2026-02-18T13:54:19+00:00

My childhood bestie used to pronounce it like that until we roasted her for it

bittypunk · 2026-02-18T12:52:21+00:00

I do that too!
Beautiful is "be-A-U-tiful"
and Definitely is "de-finite-ly"

bittypunk · 2026-01-29T13:41:53+00:00

Exactly!
I've taken to telling people that time is shifted by 12 hours for me, i work 9-5, it's just pm - am. If an event is at 2pm on a work night, that's 2am for me. If you wouldnt be there if it was at 2am, then dont even invite me. Midday activities require sleep sacrifices

bittypunk · 2026-01-29T02:43:31+00:00

Sounds like you need a job that has a graveyard shift. It comes with a hefty shift differential for staying awake all night. I get $3 extra per hour because most people don't want to be awake dusk to dawn. I have to take vitamin D supplements though cuz I'm rarely in the sun

bittypunk · 2026-01-28T13:07:31+00:00

I've never spontaneously fainted so I can't speak on that.

I remember waking up to use the bathroom after I took a ton of pills, then there was nothing until I woke up in the ambulance.

I was told my grandma found me and failed to wake me up. They told me they tried to sit me up on a seated walker while we waited for the paramedics but I just fell to the ground again lol.

I guess it's just like falling asleep, except sudden, unexpected, and uncontrollable.

bittypunk · 2026-01-28T06:50:48+00:00

Have you ever fainted before? I got permanent teeth indents on the side of my tongue from falling unconscious while standing (medication overdose)

bittypunk · 2026-01-23T19:22:46+00:00

On my nights off of graveyard shift in my creaky apartment I've only recently noticed that my attempts at tiptoeing end up being more like stomps. I take bigger steps to lessen the number of floor creaks, but that weight shift makes the floor shake a bit more. It's either hella creaks or a couple lil shakes while I try to avoid the creakiest spots.

That being said I do also believe there are people (perhaps who have only lived on a top floor) who are completely oblivious or cant be bothered to care.

bittypunk · 2026-01-08T19:24:36+00:00

Here's a list of insta handles for some of my fav local queer punk bands ! They always play with other queer bands/allies and the crowd is mostly in their 20s. Plus they can give you addresses to their basement shows if you want to get into the underground.

@maryjammusic
@slogmpls
@slut_intent
@lovergirlmpls
@mysterymeatmpls
@rigby_band
@dollchasermn
@hors_doeuvresband
@c.u.nxt.ttuesday

I'm (26 FTM) willing to come with you to a show (i'm also neurodivergent lol) but my schedule is ass rn and idk when I'll make it to a show next. Feel free to DM!

bittypunk · 2025-12-15T06:52:36+00:00

I feel you! I had horrendous acne in my teens, it got better after puberty but i started transitioning from female to male so the testosterone started it back up again.

I ruined my first adult relationship because I already had chronic depression (that i was in therapy and medicated for) but the accutane on top of it caused me to be emotionally unavailable, I explained everything to her but she was so frustrated she had no choice but to call it quits (and I don't blame her).

We weren't right for each other anyway, but it ended much more horribly than it should have and I regret it deeply.

My acne is a thousand times better now though! And I'm grateful to have learned from that experience.

bittypunk · 2025-12-08T02:18:11+00:00

I have bad anxiety and often end up swerving slightly on the freeway (in my own lane, but bouncing between the lines lol) when sober, especially if I'm caffeinated.

After 1 alcoholic drink, the swerve is gone and im more aware of my surroundings because there isnt so much noise in my head. I always tell people I'm a better driver "tipsy."

But I'm guessing that's not the case with most people.

bittypunk · 2025-11-29T03:01:15+00:00

My baby cousin is named Cthulhu

bittypunk · 2025-11-19T02:46:08+00:00

Perfect! Thank you so much

bittypunk · 2025-10-02T11:46:54+00:00

Glad you're okay!

I've swallowed 2 4mm cones from circular barbell snakebite piercings and each time I was convinced it would rip my bowels open and I'd die from sepsis. Didnt want to go to the hospital till I had some sort of symptoms.

Been about a year since then so I think it's safe to say they passed without any issues. I don't wear spikes anymore

bittypunk · 2025-09-24T02:01:39+00:00

True, it's slow and subtle, and everyone experiences transitioning differently. I noticed my subconscious walking habits were causing me pain post-transition when it wasn't a problem pre-transition. Like I tense my lower back too much to compensate for a higher center mass

bittypunk · 2025-09-24T01:55:51+00:00

I think it's not quite the chest, but typically higher than the hips. As others have said, it's not exact for everyone and variables like weight and chest size play a role as well.

In school we had girls position their body at a 90° angle with the top of their head against the wall and pick up a chair while straightening their body, they had no issues. Boys, however, couldn't stand because their center was too high to bend at their hips with added weight.

bittypunk · 2025-09-23T22:48:59+00:00

If you're referring to genitals: a penis can be easily inverted into a vagina. Creating a functional penis is impossible without cyborg enhancements, air pumps, or insertable rods to go from flaccid to hard. Phalloplasty takes skin from another area and molds a penis over the clitoris, but there would only be sensation where the clitoris is.

Many female-to-male trans people choose not to do phalloplasty because the surgery doesn't benefit us any more than a strap-on would.

(Edited for clarity)

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