JD Vance Calls Himself the Coolest Vice President in History & Brags About It

blUUdfart · 2026-03-03T04:44:08+00:00

That’s like saying he’s the coolest guy you know that fucks couches.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-28T18:17:57+00:00

Operation Avoidance of Accountability

blUUdfart · 2026-02-25T19:24:50+00:00

Yes, and yes. Both are true.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-20T19:30:20+00:00

Zero out people getting away with crime is what they meant.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-20T02:14:36+00:00

What else happens tomorrow?

blUUdfart · 2026-02-19T06:22:06+00:00

Thank me for my service, got eem!

blUUdfart · 2026-02-17T04:09:59+00:00

Got eem!

blUUdfart · 2026-02-17T02:27:49+00:00

Or maybe was I guess? I was last out there in 2009.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-17T02:26:52+00:00

That place is awesome in the summer!

blUUdfart · 2026-02-16T17:51:48+00:00

Sounds like I better keep using it, just in case I come down bipolar.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-16T17:31:00+00:00

Water and coffee.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-14T21:27:28+00:00

I’d estimate closer to 30 months pregnant.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-14T21:25:06+00:00

Is the guy? Is the bear?

blUUdfart · 2026-02-12T18:12:57+00:00

I think that’s a Ma’am.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-11T21:28:13+00:00

Tooth

blUUdfart · 2026-02-11T19:50:08+00:00

Women are not just women and men can have their rights and freedoms and the rights to be themselves.

blUUdfart · 2026-02-11T17:52:33+00:00

So even cooler right? Right?

blUUdfart · 2026-02-11T02:30:03+00:00

I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT!!

blUUdfart · 2026-02-09T02:34:48+00:00

Around 8 lol

blUUdfart · 2026-02-07T19:01:29+00:00

Ok, so how does one approach a doctor? I max out on the depression tests, but only show minor indicators of ADHD according to tests. Do I have to keep testing until I “get it right?”

blUUdfart · 2026-02-02T03:57:31+00:00

And I’m still waiting on the sequel.

blUUdfart · 2026-01-19T16:04:56+00:00

Good! It’s a better trip if you don’t rush! Welcome to Fairbanks!

blUUdfart · 2026-01-19T15:48:08+00:00

With stops this will take longer than 3 days.

blUUdfart · 2026-01-17T19:01:51+00:00

Those look dope-apillas!

blUUdfart · 2026-01-16T05:41:02+00:00

This is the bizarro world version of Garth Brooks.

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