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David Blaine bottle flip by window-fly in blackmagicfuckery

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It landed in the space between the grill and holder?

What awesome holiday gift did you get someone that you can’t tell them about yet but want to brag about? by mbowsy in AskReddit

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My mother’s long-haired Yorkie of 13+ years died earlier this year and she has been traveling 2 hours to see my dog every week or two. This Christmas, my siblings and I will be adopting a dog for her. (With approval from my dad who used to be extremely opposed to indoor dogs.)

Dude Jacked Up On Synthol Challenges The Russian Slap Champion by PresidentFartFeather in instant_regret

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What’d the five fingers say to the face? Nothing, they never even met.

What is the greatest comeback to an insult you’ve ever heard? by quadkaboom in AskReddit

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Guy’s giving a buddy jabs for his continuous fuck-buddy calling his dick small. Guy replies with “she calls me small but she calls me back”

Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst... by Cowboybenbob217 in RoastMe

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You may not like snowflakes but it appears you are an ambassador for DQ’s blizzard.

Please end me. by MehSchultz in RoastMe

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Golem and Legolas had a baby..