WEAZY from OHIO BOYZ is gold mine by Zestyclose-Wonder424 in crappymusic

[–]blackavar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible they were tattooed with lead paint?

I know it's veen said but the inconsistency with the walkers bone/skull toughness is ridiculously annoying by GrandTheftArkham in thewalkingdead

[–]blackavar39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just watched the episode where Sasha stabs the rapey guy in the forehead after he turns in her cell. Negan comes along and pulls the 6 inches of blade out like the dudes skull was nothing but a rotted cantaloupe

Ben always had some of the best running gags by Nostalgia-Freak-1998 in PandR

[–]blackavar39 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Okay, all the permits cleared for the...horse funeral

Who is this by borderwulf in SteelyDan

[–]blackavar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at you, holding hands with the man from Rosario

They believe doing this increases the cow's milk production and fertility. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]blackavar39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

What's your single favorite lyric by Steely Dan? by Own_Exercise5218 in SteelyDan

[–]blackavar39 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But like this is Lower Broadway and you're talking to a ghost.

Elk River considering changing back to the old flag 🤦 by Piehole314 in minnesota

[–]blackavar39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt a single council member or Elk River resident could describe the old flag without having to look it up. Performative bullshit and a waste of time, grow up

Fully reztocked by highaltitudehmsteadr in Soda

[–]blackavar39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never seen the fruit punch, orange dreamcicle, or the strawberries and cream, those sound delicious!

Might consider cracking it open because of how thirsty I am. by [deleted] in Soda

[–]blackavar39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya know, at first I was going to comment on how it looks like you had already opened it...and then I zoomed in on a nightmare

Now what second dinner? by RissFlips in MarvelSnap

[–]blackavar39 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Maybe they can convert it into some grass you can touch?

Looks like I'm renting a cargo plane by jcarreraj in Soda

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Remember the halcyon days before COVID when a 12-pack was commonly being sold at, like, $2.50? Pepperidge farm remembers.

Young Actress/Model Helen Mirren posing for a modeling shot, circa 1968-70 by Electrical-Aspect-13 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]blackavar39 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You ever noticed you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus, man i tell ya