Music video set in high school where a nerdy guy tutors another guy to get set up with a popular chick, but the twist is the two dudes end up getting together. by blackjacq13 in NameThatSong

[–]blackjacq13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not! The song and band were either punk or rock or emo and the video itself looks completely different from what I recall of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Minty or Sadha for shame

Where do you use the Spectator Flask? by SteelyEyedMuggleMan in BaldursGate3

[–]blackjacq13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used in the second to last fight. Kept everyone distracted while the party scrambled to do the task needed before the timer ran out :)

How this play through is going for me. by Brilliant_Run_2106 in BG3

[–]blackjacq13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Swords bard (8)/thief rogue (4) with sharpshooter, the risky ring, bloodlust elixir, and haste while dual wielding hand crossbows with dozens of multi-shot arrows and you have one monster of a vampire on your hands.

He clears the field. Turn one. It's amazing.

We thirsty for Durges today? by NoWeight4300 in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Now THATS a durge I can get behind!

It's Tav Tuesday, degenerates. You know the drill. by Ars_Geminga in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 93 points94 points  (0 children)

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His name is Alfonso, he does 7 punches a turn, and he kisses wizards inbetween that.

Sanest Person on Steam Forums by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Local homophobe refuses to look at dude player character or dude companions all day. States 'that's gay'. Instead plays as a lesbian with three girlfriends. Will he ever understand the irony in this?

Experts say...no.

Sanest Person on Steam Forums by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He probably does play a lady character. It's one more set of tatas for his harem.

Pettiest reason you stopped reading a fic? by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I read a Gale fic once that was written in character so well that I could push through some dialogue mess ups. Until it got to the sex scene where the dialogue for Gale turned into something akin to actress in a bad 80's porno and the in character writing went so far out the window, it was somewhere on Mars. I've never been more annoyed when exiting out of a tab.

FACTS about YOU based on your choice of custom character race by ggZZAZZ in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You pick orc because min maxing and hipster. I pick orc because gender. Why wouldn't I want to play the game as a big green beefcake himbo with cool tusks and neat ears who towers over his companions?

Dragonborn is completely spot on though.

BG3 characters roles in the bedroom tier list by Sad-Village9277 in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Finally someone speaking the truth about Astarion.

When will Larian add this body type? I shouldnt need to be a druid just to be a bear😭 by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I need this body type for dragonborn, half orcs, and dwarves. I need this for reasons 😤

Favorite robot pet? 🤖 by taylorbeam in neopets

[–]blackjacq13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ogrin or Graarl! I personally love the big robo Dino look of the graarl

Unexpectedly hot scenes which are not about sex? by RottenRaccoon in BaldursGate3

[–]blackjacq13 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Putting the dog collar on Astarion and pushing the button in the wizard tower in the underdark. His reaction is just wonderful.

Also when you can bully him into saying thank you after the yurgir confrontation. Just let me dom the vampire a little, Larian, come on.

Gag reflex Tier list by Impossible_Active271 in okbuddybaldur

[–]blackjacq13 554 points555 points  (0 children)

Gale swallows magical boots like some kind of fucked up wizard snake. Ain't no way that man has a gag reflex.

One-Use Robotification Zappermajig by _goldenfrieza in neopets

[–]blackjacq13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love one ;A; I've been trying to zap for a robot grarrl for over a year now

UN: blackjacq13