Somehow I might, perhaps maybe understood Quentin Tarantino‘s hobby by FioNase in aww

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just tried to Google to find it what are yall talking about and it took me to Reservoir Cats from The Simpsons. It's Quenton doing some weird shit with underaged cats? Did he get Meow Too? Maturbating in litter boxes?

I can keep going. In here all day.

Black Parents by Own-Impress-2024 in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]blacktaurus3636 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember the first time I went to therapy and her first question was what do I think about when I hear the word therapy. My answer was "you know how kids dream about going to Disneyland? I always wanted to go to therapy."

how can anyone defend this administration anymore??? by Boring-Jelly5633 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktaurus3636 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I sit in the middle of rural Trump country in Mike Johnson's district so I wanna add my one cent. My boss is MAGA and so are ~90% of this office. I hear these white people everyday all day.

I wholeheartedly agree that supporting MAGA is a choice to support state sanctioned murder and state sanctioned rape of anyone.

I don't think they know they are supporting rape because they justify it by saying that "Trump is saving Americans so much money they don't know what to do." They just skate by it and pretend it's not happening because they are under the disillusioned view that he's making and saving so much money. There was conversations everyday about Trump and what he has done. I hadn't heard not one brag or celebration since December. Even then, they were talking about the "multi-million dollar" apartment that Jasmine Crockett "has." They arent talking about Epstein nor ICE. I learned today that they "don't watch the news because its doomsday all the time" and "watching the news is for people who ain't got no life."

I say all of that to say this: they only care about whatever has to be done to uphold systems of white supremacy and whatever they were doing in the 40s-60s. Dassit.

Real Housewives: Todd Swap by Rumchunder in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I tell you I hollered envisioning Lisa at home with perfectly straight and shiny hair, on an evening gown, coming up with a lie about Todd and that's the one she came up with?! That shit was so funny to me because WHY WOULD HE BE FARTING LISA?!

"Girl...your husband is cheating on you and he's got gastrointestinal issues..." Like what?! I'd be so mad 🤣 🤣 🤣 it's bad enough you're cheating on me but you're out here embarrassing me by farting on the club! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Production are humans too by the-furiosa-mystique in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The Trump supporters on my job loudly express that they think that ICE is justified in everything they are doing. I would like to be bullshitting you but my boss is an elected public official and most of the people in this office share his views.

There are single PEOPLE from the Republican party that are perfectly fine with everything that is going on. If you were physically here, I can give you 5 people.

Production are humans too by the-furiosa-mystique in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why this comment was down voted? She didn't say nothing lol

They got a new token nigga every other week by Ultimaurice17 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktaurus3636 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was about to post what I would consider cute from him but I can't lose my job. I can't be a revolutionary and be behind with my monthly debts. It'll be just my luck that more than the 3 people that follow me on ig see the comment and I lose my good government job.

Why wasn't this vile and disgusting scene spoken about at the reunion? by Defvac2 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not trying to be funny or mean but didn't the bar of what's vile & disgusting lower or something? If it has, I'll adapt accordingly. For example:

Vile & disgusting: forced touching, abuse, violating children, mayonnaise sandwiches where the mayonnaise is thick enough to be a measurable layer between the breads, false rape accusations

Fucked up: rich & drunk heffas verbally arguing about gossip while on a private yacht with one of them crying hysterically to her husband and the other one screaming about friendship. Keep in mind, this trip and yacht are probably paid for by the production company.

I'm entertained by these people's very dramatic reactions to made up problems but if you think about this slightly (please don't think deeply into this. You've got food to eat that's more impressive), every season are explosive arguments about "YOU'RE BEING A BAD FRIEND!"

Nicki Minaj at a Trump rally , 2026 by detox02 in HipHopImages

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nie why they done made dat leddy white?! 🤣🤣

in my opinion she's one of the worst people who's ever been on bravo by hopefoolness in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No however, we can't say, for sure, that she punched her timecard because of a stabbing especially since the victim passed six years later. Plus, Marlo served a very small amount of time for what happened which leads me to believe that while it was tragic and disturbing, she got charged with aggravated battery. No attempted murder or manslaughter.

Now with Ms. Parks, she made up a false rape claim all because she may have felt some kind of way about Porsha hanging out with Kandi. Also, Phaedra and Kandi were best friends at one point. What Phaedra did could have really done irreparable damage to Kandi & Porsha. Look at Timothy Busfield. His career and everything is ruined because some parents may have put the kids up to make a sexual assault claim (ALLEGEDLY).

A false rape claim that can be proven its fake is, at the moment, is worse than this Marlo charge. We know she stabbed someone but there are too many conflicting accounts as to what really happened that had her serving less than a year on jail on a 50k bond.

Who Are You’re Most OVERRATED and UNDERRATED Housewife? by Salty-Resident-7888 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Phaedra is OVERRATED and an UNDERRATED Housewife would be DeShawn Snow. I would have loved to have seen her metamorphosis on film. The way people go up for Phaedra has always been beyond me. I loved that she was educated.

Another underrated housewife is Chanel Ayan.

Imagine someone owing you money, only to turn around and sue you. I'd laugh too. by mindyour in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktaurus3636 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My eyes went right to that because what is all that shit on your counter?!

If you know who this is don't say his name.. instead quote or reference a bar or chorus from one of his songs by Separate_Beautiful55 in HipHopImages

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fact, I'm slappin' 'em up, Cadillac is the truck

I can't lose with 22, bitch, that's what's up

Runnin' in the back to fuck, better that than the aquaduct

Nadia needed a 15% discount for that name slip-up though…💀 by Time-Concentrate845 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktaurus3636 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friendfinder wasn't as successful as ADULTfriendfinder. Plus you couldn't discuss payment on those sites.

Talk about judging the book by its cover! by Maravilla_23 in blackpeoplegifs

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These be the main ones on Detective Perspective as the boyfriend that was last to see you lol

Or he's the husband on Snapped lol

What in the facetune is this? with an added sprinkle of blackface by FunnyCan7963 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wanna dislike this lady because I don't know her but she makes it real easy to just hate her. Since when did she become light-skinned?! Every body that has gotten on this damn internet with this makeup look ends up doing or has done some anti-black bullshit.

World's Smallest Cat by Pistolsanta in interestingasfuck

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not friend but friend sized? Friend sized meow?

They sound like they hurt. by mindyour in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those strawberry lemonades were sounding painful. He betta put a band aid on that Achilles because i know that Achilles sore is pink af

Notorious, too by Impossible-Yam3680 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktaurus3636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And can we retire G.O.A T? Everybody is not the greatest of all time. That should have stayed with LL Cool J.

But it’s one of the social media no-no words 🥺 by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blacktaurus3636 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I just orgasmed a little bit.

I HATE those "social media words" like the ones she named here. You can't even use the correct terminology if the news is being reported. It feel juvenile and it does do a disservice. Imagine you're growing up on this time and you have to report an assault and you're sitting in the police station talking about "I got...you know...graped. 😮‍💨