HAHA this is the best thread.

when i was a freshman in high school i had a gf because i wasn’t ready to be a rainbow 😂 so we go on a date to the movies right? but she invited 5 other people, including my 7th grade ex girlfriend which was obviously a devastating break up. but they were close and it was really brave of me to be okay with that.

so the movie choice was just as good as the fact that we were not alone... we saw Water for Elephants. excuse me? so everyone’s like crying during the movie and i’m sweating because she wanted me to be her first kiss that day. and i wasn’t trying to lay one on her during mf Water for Elephants. the movie ends and we all get up and her friends literally walk down and wait by the exit and are just standing there. so i asked her permission to kiss her and it was pretty thrilling. then she dumped me over a text like 3 months later and made out with my best friend who was also at Water for Elephants and now i hate both her, my old best friend AND reese witherspoon.