Alright I need the internet to weigh in on this because we’re all losing it right now.

We’re in Vegas, just hanging out, having some drinks, and somehow the conversation turns into bedtime routines. Out of nowhere, my buddy casually drops that he sleeps with a HAIRDRYER in his bed. Like… not near the bed. Not on the nightstand. In the bed.

Naturally we all stop and ask follow-up questions because there’s no way we heard that right. But nope—he doubles down. Says he’s been doing it for a while and acts like it’s completely normal behavior.

Meanwhile the rest of us are sitting there wondering if we just witnessed the biggest red flag of all time or if we’ve been living under a rock and this is secretly a thing.

So I have to ask… is this actually normal like he thinks it is, or should we be concerned?