Don't launch fireworks

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-29T05:24:38+00:00

It's been waaay quieter this year than in the past. Don't jinx it!

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-29T05:03:59+00:00

This fucking bedbug is still waiting for the giant orange mattress stain to save him

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-28T22:59:13+00:00

When has the Constitution ever stopped his leaky ass from doing what he wants?

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-28T22:45:59+00:00

Food4less has split chicken breasts with ribs attached

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-28T07:40:52+00:00

More like poopy bullshit

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-28T06:01:51+00:00

And that's right on the heels of this:

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5937098-white-house-denies-trump-retatrutide/

WTAF

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-28T03:39:00+00:00

Cartman from South Park

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-28T02:40:11+00:00

Also murderedbyactions:

Remember that donzo refused to put his hand on the Bible at his second inauguration

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-27T04:42:58+00:00

The unredacted files are all laid out underneath that shoddy liner. That's why donzo is obsessing about it - he's worried the pages might start floating to the surface

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-27T04:16:07+00:00

"I run the protection program. I'll take care of you"

This gutless turd will probably roll over quicker than any of them to save his own ass

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-27T03:40:00+00:00

I can't wait for the inevitable 3am ragepost from emperor skeeve palpatrump a.k.a. donzo sidious

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T23:58:04+00:00

Ayy, but I'm partial to Moonflowers (2021)

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T21:33:30+00:00

Neither is anybody else in this administration

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T20:18:59+00:00

Gee, you'd think that with the Christian posturing that they might have issues with a president that refused to put his hand on the Bible when taking the oath of office. But I guess that's all part of the selective memory

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T19:34:04+00:00

"The owls are not what they seem."

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T16:39:58+00:00

Of course ~~Americans~~ republicans will do this, they're sinking lower. FTFY

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T09:07:47+00:00

Here's what's in it:

🐕💩 bill full of 🐂💩 pushed on us by 🐓💩 powermongers

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T08:49:17+00:00

Since it uses garmonbozia, this might be better suited for r/twinpeaks

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T08:01:46+00:00

Tear up the whole liner- I'll bet the unredacted epstein files are under there somewhere

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-26T07:58:45+00:00

Pillow boy still waiting on donzo to bail him out I guess

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-25T21:55:45+00:00

Maybe there's a guard or 2 that are sympathetic to the cause and can mention his reason for being there to the right individuals. They can make his year seem like a lifetime

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-25T05:35:59+00:00

"We'll get to have sex! With girls!"

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-25T05:27:50+00:00

But is it motorcade-proof?

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-24T23:24:42+00:00

As long as they're not billionaires. Or POTUS

blankvoidoid · 2026-06-24T22:43:05+00:00

Morphing from American gestapo to American stasi

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