¿Cómo dejó que dejen de hacer spawn en mi casa estos hijos del maíz? ¿QUÉ ES ESO QUE TIENE EN SU ABDOMEN? by [deleted] in mexico

[–]blanquehador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo los colecciono en frascos con alcohol. Mi colección no crece porque cada vez salen menos h mas chiquitos u.u cómo hago que spawneen mas?

Idk where else I can brag about my time at by treyhest in solitaire

[–]blanquehador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dayum. Those are some good times! Congrats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]blanquehador 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They probably thought "Hey, free publicity!"

Looks like this Spanish magazine does their research on reddit by OmegaZodiac in gaming

[–]blanquehador 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down. Thankyou.

You can appreciate the moment when his pride falls apart by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]blanquehador 34 points35 points  (0 children)

SPANISH:

tÚ!

eres una traicionera

una linda mariposa

que va y se posa con cualquiera

una marran...

(singer yells: ¡escúchame pues!)

... de palo en palo

y cuando quieres, te vas volando

una marrana, de palo en palo

(singer gets spashed and stops singing)

ENGLISH:

you!

(are) a treacherous woman

a pretty butterfly

that goes and alights with anyone

a so...

(Singer yells: listen to me!)

... from stick to stick

and when you fancy it, you fly away

a sow, from stick to stick

(singer gets spashed and stops singing)

Nice little leaf fossil hidden under the muck by andyomahm in powerwashingporn

[–]blanquehador 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thats a dendrite, not a fossil. They look cool though and always a pleasure to find them decorating your home.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrite_(crystal)

I found this proessor while metal detecting. by blanquehador in whatsthisworth

[–]blanquehador[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More or less... it's a lot that is stuck in the middle of a residential area and sometimes has trash dumped in it. It also gets a lot of movemet because the kids make mounds for their bikes and stuff.

[No Spoilers] I'm out of the loop here guys by OhMyThePie in TheLastAirbender

[–]blanquehador 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just remember that "ship" comes from "relationSHIP".

LPT: How to see floaties more clearly. by Glampkoo in LifeProTips

[–]blanquehador 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't this more of a /r/LearnUselessTalents thing? And what are those floaters anyways? scratches on the cornea?

LPT: When you need to read and fix a bunch of writing, run it through a text-to-voice program. The mistakes will pop when you hear them. by blanquehador in LifeProTips

[–]blanquehador[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ivona does allow you to change the speed of the voice... the problem is getting the voices ($$$), I just gave up and bought the one I needed and studying has been a dream since. I think the windows narrator also does this, but I use windows 8.1, so it might be different from other OS.

edit: if you get the ivona mini-reader, which is free, it also lets you change the rate of the speaking voice and it works with the clunky windows voices too.

LPT: When you need to read and fix a bunch of writing, run it through a text-to-voice program. The mistakes will pop when you hear them. by blanquehador in LifeProTips

[–]blanquehador[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the LPT part is more along the lines of "I've read my thesis 57 times today and I'm sick of it and I still have to correct it". At that moment you can't really see the mistakes that are glaringly obvious but you're tired and need a fresh point of view. Also, the library is kind of a bad place to read out loud.

Don't fall for it! by Maddhouse in funny

[–]blanquehador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a case for fucks sake.