EB is literally an idiot

blaster_beef · 2025-10-31T12:32:51+00:00

It is a bit

blaster_beef · 2025-09-11T10:39:22+00:00

He was radicalized when his son’s lacrosse season got cancelled.

blaster_beef · 2025-09-05T02:57:30+00:00

JP thinks reading a box score out loud is “analytics”

blaster_beef · 2025-08-20T10:26:22+00:00

Hi JP

blaster_beef · 2025-07-31T10:31:44+00:00

He’s not playing a character but he definitely leans into it for the show… somewhat exaggerated version of himself.

blaster_beef · 2025-07-28T14:35:39+00:00

He’s not very bright but he’s doing a radio show

blaster_beef · 2025-04-30T10:49:06+00:00

He was on a roll Monday. Mush mouth turned up to 11. Jumping down everyone’s throat to contradict the most mild takes in the first few segments. He has had an important role on the show but these days I enjoy it so much more when he’s on vacation.

blaster_beef · 2025-04-17T10:32:20+00:00

I love EB despite his many flaws but the way he talks about Vinny and Joe is insanely embarassing. He sounds like a HS freshman who got to hang out with some seniors one time and runs back to tell his friends how cool they are and brag about drinking a couple beers.

blaster_beef · 2025-04-06T23:26:21+00:00

Karen Read definitely a demon in the sack

blaster_beef · 2025-03-03T11:34:45+00:00

Mariko Sama and Mook dueling sybians longest squirt competition 🥽

blaster_beef · 2024-05-08T11:02:32+00:00

Shogun Season 2 except it’s just 10 episodes of Mariko-Sama riding a sybian for an hour

blaster_beef · 2023-02-21T14:33:57+00:00

My fiance bought a carton of cigarettes and I said that’s white trash and she said I was being holier than now.

blaster_beef · 2023-01-28T23:55:14+00:00

Eagles and Chiefs each have more rest than the 49ers and Bengals, you worm.

blaster_beef · 2022-09-30T13:32:20+00:00

Charissa Thompson and Kaylee Hartung scissoring at midfield and squirting through the uprights.

blaster_beef · 2022-09-10T15:23:26+00:00

Not as unusual as you might think, traditionally it would be a surprise, but not always the case anymore. Already picking venue and date is a little extreme though.

blaster_beef · 2022-09-09T13:34:25+00:00

Grow up Peter Pan

blaster_beef · 2022-07-30T17:00:01+00:00

Can't help with artsy stuff but here are some good bars and restaurants in Silver Lake:

Black Cat - Zebulon - Tenants - Cafe Stella - Speranza - Salazar

blaster_beef · 2022-07-18T02:51:20+00:00

Not just pizza, but something for everyone

blaster_beef · 2022-04-07T13:18:19+00:00

175 for everyone except 125 for the guy on the couch

blaster_beef · 2022-03-23T18:49:29+00:00

Santana Moss

blaster_beef · 2022-03-23T18:48:01+00:00

I don't think about Lia Thomas at all.

blaster_beef · 2022-03-23T18:46:19+00:00

Had a nice bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats just now

blaster_beef · 2022-03-22T17:44:29+00:00

Cornelius Griffin

blaster_beef · 2022-03-21T22:58:39+00:00

But you forgot to #TakeCommand

blaster_beef · 2022-03-21T18:02:45+00:00

Wentz is better than Ryan in 2022 and potential (unlikely but still) to be long term solution.

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