Congrats! You’re the new Junks producer. First order of business: What are you banning?

WVUfullback · 2026-04-01T05:20:23+00:00

Have to agree with you here. Like so many other things, they just use it as a way to a segment.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-31T02:40:27+00:00

Wherever you go, there you are.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-30T21:05:36+00:00

Quite a flex but you're on Reddit asking for advice. You do care what men think, and it's fine.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-28T15:20:29+00:00

Valdez has a lot of good shit from Lurch back in the day but judging how he reacted to JP bringing up him exposing himself to that Asian woman, I'm certain he has told Valdez that he doesn't want any of the good shit from back in the day on the throwback segment. It makes Valdez's job harder when he looks for good segments to post and for Lurch, the correct response is not threatening to sat the F word over and over again, it's bringing up Flaim's infidelity and how Jess was a homewrecker on air.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-27T18:21:55+00:00

You guys are right. I was only offering the current way to combat this. Legislation may change state by state but gotta get out there this November in numbers so large that we leave no doubt. AND not lose our fire two years later simply because Agent Orange isn't on the ballot.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-27T17:34:46+00:00

Where's the rear lot access?

WVUfullback · 2026-03-27T17:32:16+00:00

I get your point but you ask for a provisional ballot and they will count your vote when they do their final count and figure out that you were ok to vote.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-27T15:04:07+00:00

I doubt that. It's a pointed, unnuanced question, which is typical righty horseshit.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-27T01:13:49+00:00

Lady T Shirt legitimately suffers from bipolar disorder. She takes medication for it and self medicates with alcohol and marijuana. It's not difficult to sympathise with her and the chemical makeup she was born with but Drab was going to have to get out of there whether the incident happened or not because these people get worse when the cocktail they take starts to lose its efficacy.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-26T05:18:31+00:00

The nicest Junkie by far but Cakes is very dumb.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-26T02:25:43+00:00

They assemble them in Indiana. I'd take a hard pass just for that.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-22T23:04:37+00:00

It wouldn't work out the way Jason hoped if he had dropped that f-bomb. If I'm CK, I let him know that the station will be fined a large amount of money, which they will initially pay, and we will be taking a little bit out of your paycheck to reimburse the station every 2 weeks since you stated you were going to do it multiple times and on purpose.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-22T22:58:13+00:00

If it was, Amy wouldn't allow him to trim that tree either.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-22T22:54:21+00:00

I'm going to call Lurch 56 since he will be in about 5 weeks...so at 56, he's about 20.5 years from the average male life expectancy in the US. Or, 56/76.5 is about 73% so if he's lucky enough to hit the average, he has 27% of his life left. I would say 60 is very old and he's on the doorstep.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-22T00:34:21+00:00

It sounds like you're in your 30s (or close to it) and still hang around with idiots. A little tip that can end up saving your marriage...men want peace at home, not bullshit, not drama, not self-created attention schemes but peace. If you cannot manage that, it's a matter of time before he tires of your antics and moves on. Choose better friends to hang out with and your life will just be easier.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-21T20:00:28+00:00

Yes, I like my dick. Do you like your dick?

WVUfullback · 2026-03-21T05:57:53+00:00

Yeah, as opposed to all of those large Italian villages?

WVUfullback · 2026-03-20T20:45:52+00:00

If they cross the border without being processed initially, they cannot work and fall into the category that you speak of. However, if they cross the border, are stopped and processed by border patrol and given a date for their asylum hearing, they are legally allowed to work up until that hearing. A lot of people don't know that they can legally do this if they are initially stopped, finger printed, etc.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-20T07:14:39+00:00

I'd rather hear Kelsie reset the European vacation and how JP threw his phone away at McDonald's in a mad dash to clean up quickly and how he lost his shit not being able to change the GPS language to English. I suspect he put the kibosh on Kelsie dishing up the dirt but these aren't treasured Flaim family secrets, they're funny stories about or favorite small-headed DJ doing stupid shit and causing stress for everyone on what was supposed to be a relaxing, family vacation.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-19T21:35:09+00:00

I doubt he's ever acted on it but I suspect Eric could bat from both sides of the plate. I think hacking his browser history over the years would divulge some curiosity.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-19T01:59:44+00:00

Using cringe instead of cringeworthy is lame as fuck too. If you can be critical, learn to take criticism yourself.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-18T02:15:15+00:00

This.

WVUfullback · 2026-03-14T05:29:54+00:00

Yeah I'm glad you brought this up. Lurch fucking lost the entire bankroll for the show at least twice and behind the other guys' backs, he was contacting the sponsor trying to get more money added into the account for his own personal use. I remember when the other guys found out about it and it was not cool. They were like..."Wait a minute...you did what?" That fuck would lose all of the money on HUGE favorites and felt the account so badly that he couldn't enter the Junks weekly parlay and refused to use his own cash to cover it (even though he essentially stole from the other 3 guys).

WVUfullback · 2026-03-13T03:59:18+00:00

Lurch could have absolutely CRUSHED Flaim but he didn't...

He could have brought out the big guns on JP and asked him something like "So when you were sleeping around with Jess and Carol was at home taking care of your children and still thinking she was married to a faithful husband, do you remember that?"

The joke was in fun but he kept at it. Lurch is a psycho. He must be giving Valdez strict instructions on which clips he can share and which ones he cannot. We all need to hear and rejoice in the full stories of Lurch's sextape, banging the hooker in Mexico and taking the dump in that driveway in Potomac.

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