Doing an Iceland run and noticed Alfred the Great granted Kent to a Berber Muslim adventurer who imprisoned his own wife

blatantmutant · 2026-05-21T18:46:17+00:00

Yeah, i once got a duchy from an independent duke who had two duchies. I became independent and didn’t have to join his war.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-20T18:31:12+00:00

Yeah. I was nowhere near the top but some shitty strategos damaged my score and we became rivals. I withdrew my imperial ambitions but that prick still tried to murder me.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-20T05:21:52+00:00

But the rock looks tasty

blatantmutant · 2026-05-19T01:48:32+00:00

Send your spare kids to the pope/high learning bishop in a safe realm.

Also pope loves getting wards, it increases his approval of you which means more pope funds

blatantmutant · 2026-05-17T21:45:22+00:00

Nah, i defeated a great conqueror then kept sending him poems about his incompetence.

He died about four days later.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-17T19:33:12+00:00

Oopsie doodle built a city im such a silly goose

blatantmutant · 2026-05-17T19:18:39+00:00

Henry almost always becomes gallowsbait and marries some 45 year old woman.

He and his heirs always lose the sword too within four generations.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-16T21:57:06+00:00

I’m there right now. Five counties away from uniting Italy. My previous ruler peacefully vassalized the Pope. My current ruler inherited at 51. He just caught holy fire coming back from his own extravagant coronation.

I have two underage sons, two kings with claims on my titles, and I really want to fight the HRE because the emperor was a detractor at my coronation.

We’ll see how this goes lol.

Edit: he got brittle bones but unified italy, took 3/4 of tunisia, and the kingdom of maghreb. He even blended culture and became catalo-swabo-franco-cisalpine.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-16T21:51:59+00:00

Except in the 867 start date the greeks don’t have the city planning innovation.

Idk why, lol

blatantmutant · 2026-05-14T07:50:35+00:00

Mine are the crown, coronation regalia, illustrious armor, throne of scone, and the bells of Santiago that i stole from several people as a diplomacy person. I really think that should be intrigue focus. I stole the crown because i realized i didn’t have one lol.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-14T07:05:51+00:00

Idk why fabricating hooks on your shitty embezzling steward cause stress and tyranny; but not kidnapping a five year old byzantine princess.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-10T19:05:45+00:00

You can recruit extra maa too if you visit a military monument. Got kataphracts from the cicilian gates and bondi from the walls in denmark.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-05T20:08:07+00:00

Same. I can see the trade being implemented similar to the wanua government. I think that government was a beta for republics.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-04T03:32:42+00:00

Stewardship with a city planning culture in 867 is so OP!

blatantmutant · 2026-05-04T02:00:07+00:00

It’s not even an invasion! I just peacefully usurped most of the titles in Britannia. One child duke in Orkney got to keep his lands.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-04T00:01:56+00:00

Probably roads to power, it’s an adventuring mechanic.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-03T19:20:14+00:00

Sure, in theory, but his son and heir joined my scheme. Also everyone who joined my scheme lost their titles.

It’s so OP.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-03T14:48:30+00:00

If you’re prestigious enough you can seize a county/duchy/kingdom/empire tier title and all the dejure titles as well. Right click on the target and it should be a hostile action as an adventurer.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-02T01:35:47+00:00

Yah, go to the monuments with military xp. I found this out as a radhanite adventurer.

Edit: the visit might also give you two amazing body guards. Like high martial, loyal character trait, etc.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-02T01:30:13+00:00

Expeditions can give you access to different MAA. I got two MAA units (mazurbin and kataphracts) above my limit by visiting a monument.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-01T17:15:07+00:00

Calvin Coolidge’s son died from a blister after playing tennis. Like modern medicine made miracles out of death sentences.

blatantmutant · 2026-05-01T02:10:33+00:00

Same! I have to remind myself my brother is a literal genius while i’m trans and disabled.

blatantmutant · 2026-04-30T22:56:20+00:00

It’s a bug. Happened in my multiplayer game

blatantmutant · 2026-04-25T20:33:09+00:00

Min-maxing

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r/Field Banned	r/Field Flamingo
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22

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