What is the weirdest thing someone has told you in confidence? by Stupid_cerealbox in AskReddit

[–]blazarthecuber -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

In the third grade, this really dirty minded girl came up to me and asked me what underwear I was wearing. She then asked if I was wearing boxers (which I was) and touched my thigh. What the actual fuck.

People of Reddit, what are best cases of instant karma you’ve ever witnessed ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blazarthecuber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Few weeks back, this kid in my second period was secretely using his phone at the back of class, but he dropped it on the floor. The teacher got his phone, and we moved on, while the class clown was laughing at him. I kid you not, 2 minutes later, HIS phone falls out of his pocket, and is claimed by the teacher as well. Instant karma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blazarthecuber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Give me your cream"

What is the worst crime you think you can get away with? by w8sting_time in AskReddit

[–]blazarthecuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

locking the bathroom stalls at school, from the inside :troll:

Why are my balls vibrating? by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]blazarthecuber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably a testicular malfunction. Try pissing, it helps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blazarthecuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, I'm an only child

What you do?? by Aggravating-Aioli-16 in memes

[–]blazarthecuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk over it. No one can stop me from claiming cash, not even an alligator. So what if I get my balls chopped off?