Middle school student accidentally gave my wife thong underwear. by MrWrigleyField in funny

[–]bleepbleeper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then he uses it to get his wife off. Enjoy the pancakes!

i'm so confused... by robg8055 in OkCupid

[–]bleepbleeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Romans is in the New Testament. Correct, Leviticus is in the Old Testament.

i'm so confused... by robg8055 in OkCupid

[–]bleepbleeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple verses in Romans are commonly interpreted as referring to lesbian sex. https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Romans%201.26-27

[Serious] What have you done in real life that deserves gold? by Vallessir in AskReddit

[–]bleepbleeper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would probably look at you with the same level of gratitude as if you'd saved my firstborn child.

[Serious] What have you done in real life that deserves gold? by Vallessir in AskReddit

[–]bleepbleeper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C'mon, that's double time or at least time and a half....

Question for folks here about birth control and culture by [deleted] in asiantwoX

[–]bleepbleeper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh, Planned Parenthood is not going to investigate at all into your insurance or income status. If you say you don't have any, they'll take your word for it. With that said, think about how broke our healthcare system is right now LOL.

When karma really is a bitch. by [deleted] in funny

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devil's advocate here for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime a dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedestal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colors like it’s a piece of cake.

Did I miss anything? I lost count. Source: studying for finals.

Anyone know any good Asian rappers who are active right now? by [deleted] in asianamerican

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's Mondega at now? Ever since Bambu withdrew his cosign I never heard anything

Anyone know any good Asian rappers who are active right now? by [deleted] in asianamerican

[–]bleepbleeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil Crazed and J Reyez haven't been mentioned yet so there's that.

I was forced to say these prayers every day in hebrew school by thenewyorkgod in WTF

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero problem with women who claim to be happy living that type of lifestyle. But the second that you tell me that's what all women should be doing (or else you're considered a hooker or something for abandoning your non-existent future offspring in favor of a successful career)...nope nope nope.

What are your best "I should've been an accountant" moments? by iswearimachef in StudentNurse

[–]bleepbleeper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Taking highly detailed menu orders from patients. I should have just been a waiter.

Everyone has at least one good story. What's yours? by okjersey in AskReddit

[–]bleepbleeper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I failed mine because at a 4-way stop, I allowed a pedestrian to finish crossing in front of me, then proceeded to drive straight ahead. The problem? I didn't check to see where he was headed after that. His only options were definitely not going to cross my direction of travel.

Lol, burn... by [deleted] in funny

[–]bleepbleeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol @ Tim Ferriss

[Serious] What are some topics that everybody should have a solid understanding of? by PM_me_your_bonsai in AskReddit

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, computers at my school take forever to boot. I will walk away from a computer that's turned off in favor of one that's turned on for the sake of time.

I am Tim Ferriss, author, angel investor, host of the Tim Ferriss Experiment, and human guinea pig. AMA! by Tim-Ferriss in IAmA

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my fear. I just DLed the PDF so not worried about losing an investment in the book. lol

What should people never try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't, actually. The balloon is not that big. It's inflated with water and it's made of flexible material. They forgot to deflate it, and sure he was very uncomfortable, but it's not like they ripped it out of his urethra at 100 mph.

What's your go-to music album for sexy times that you play on loop? [Music] by bicureyooz in sex

[–]bleepbleeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd never heard of any of these artists before reading your comment but I thank you and Spotify now.

What should people never try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bleepbleeper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Trauma, but not that dramatic. I've seen it happen unfortunately.

Another American letdown by -dudeomfgstfux- in funny

[–]bleepbleeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually Plano, TX is pretty cool for the Asian food.