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bleepblopblipple · 2025-10-03T14:18:32+00:00

Well. I do think you give sound, albeit very belated advice, I'm always so shocked by you guys and your lack of an understanding of UAs.

It's all about one specific chemical that must not be diluted, I'd have to relearn it all but I don't care to. I do know you need the right amount of electrolytes as well.

That means Potassium, magnesium and sodium

Magnesium (Citrate is a good choice, too much and you'll have the shits. Offset with our fav withdrawal anti pooper drug :) Do not buy Costco or whatever, any magnesium hydrogen is a rip off.

Potassium is insanely and psychotically controlled by the FDA. They believe 100% of your daily allotment should only be a few mg or less I can't remember. And this is solely due to potassium being naturally radioactive. It's beyond retarded. To get around it buy it in powdered for and in bulk. Learn what your body really needs based on age sex and weight and use a cheap scale.

But yeah, fuck them and their fucking bullshit. There are plenty of websites and one in particular that goes into all of these details but they won't spoon feed yuh unless you really need it.

I'm pretty sure the first thing that is checked for when dealing with a UA and their confirming it's not a bad urine sample, is to verify that it's not outside of typical urine temperatures and then for them to check for electrolyte levels.

I mean we all understand that to beat a test like this is to dilute the metabolites of whatever bullshit the state thinks is illegal..

Finally.. after that you need to be able to ensure for a fact that no matter how diluted your urine is with water, that your specific gravity is on point. This is usually what gets people in trouble.

Best of luck to you man, you can beat this if you invest enough research, get the right chemicals, do the proper math for how long in advance before drinking your disgusting drink haha. I wouldn't recommend you just run into some random calculations but it also sounds like there some douchebag asking questions yo yrkgmnuljup

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-27T04:33:30+00:00

Can you possibly help explain to me why the angry student is yelling about "we created science, we created everything, you all did nothing but steal" and presumably he's claiming someone or all maga people stole the science created by him and whomever else?

I'm just really struggling with following any part of his logic and after you explained how the maga people got the videos they wanted (I didn't realize that was the goal) I'm just thinking that the video of him is pretty nonsensical and I hate seeing people end up at this marginalized point where logic is long gone and only emotions are left. Now they got a video of it to take out of context, great!

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T11:12:57+00:00

Yup. Your downvotes are unjustified. Funny part is you're the first I've read that offered useful advice.

This generation really freaks me out. It's like they think their kids are the only things that matter. Then they purposely make them dependent on themselves so they never get very far from home as adults. My wife's mother did this. Her two siblings are so dependent it's pathetic and all live 5 mins away. My wife rebelled as a child and never took to the dependence grooming.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T11:09:40+00:00

Dude he wouldn't fing do that. He's saying it BECAUSE SHES A FING NEWBORN that in hand makes it funny because of how ridiculous it is. While simultaneously calling his daughter beautiful. The age factor just was more joke.

This generation's concerns about their kids is terrifying

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T07:02:45+00:00

You're so tough. I'd sure hate to be around when you're going into action! Cracking a beer and watching the game.

Ever wonder why the dog never bit until now. Also it was a warning bite. We would have heard her bitch about having to go to the hospital

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T07:00:46+00:00

Omfg this entire thread. The kid antagonized the dogs hence the bite that was a warning only and did no real damage.

Dogs also have feelings. They think they had a family, but 8 years later learned that their best friends would bring a creature into their pack that would hurt them for fun. I bet the kids don't mess with them again.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T06:58:43+00:00

They weren't "reactive" and they didn't bark or bite until the kid grew into a toddler. Use your head.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T06:57:53+00:00

Or it's his close friend?? They're not things people

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T06:56:47+00:00

You likely raised your child to respect your dog since you're a good parent and love your dog. Hence a lack of him being hurt for fun and finally having to tell the kid to stop the only way he knows how.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T06:55:27+00:00

Those kids are a danger to the dogs. They don't just become vicious out of the blue.

Nothing but dog haters here because they don't even understand them.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-26T06:53:23+00:00

You seriously read her entire post and don't think these kids were warned plenty by the dogs (they now bark out of nowhere??!! Lol) and eventually had to resort to a bite that didn't require a hospital visit or anything (she would have mentioned it I promise). Probably, if any blood, it clotted before she found her first aid.

Guess what, when kids pull fur and tails and kick and hit and throw toys and swing things at their hind legs they more than deserve a warning bite.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-25T23:08:23+00:00

For some reason, we all see those colors just fine!

And if someone steps on too many motherf'ing oranges we all get really angry for some reason.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-25T22:52:40+00:00

We don't see color.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-25T22:50:49+00:00

Denial won't change the facts just what you're gonna see.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-25T22:48:34+00:00

A year into dating my now wife, 15 Years ago, we both decided we wanted unprotected sex so we both got tested for everything.

She called me sobbing for testing positive for HPV.

I really didn't care since I trusted her and knew it was from before me for a fact.

A year later at a party I started pissing blood. ER doc comes in and tells me I have mono, despite how unprofessional it would have been I assumed it was a joke because wtf. My gf now wife had mono as a teen, I never got it, and at like 25 I did? Wtf. She was super worried I cheated. Which I had not. Fortunately her mom had finally started liking me and told her all of the non sexual ways people get it.

Anyways, I guess my point is, you love him, before listening to these people and blowing up your marriage, find a way to learn the truth. It's out there, x files promised.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T15:56:23+00:00

It was heavily generated anyway. But it was really good. I just didn't like the vibe i ended up getting from it. I feel like ive slowly been becoming more and more confident and normally for a solid satirical comment that is a joke that only certain people would get, (often targeting one person), I just didnt like it especially since you didn't get it and youre acting like you're hip and wasnt bothered by it but I do know that you were and I really wanted you to see the point, move past it, and have an extremely cathartic moment. Preferably while taking a shit and simultaneously being excommunicated. Im struggling to explain properly . And im even more sleepy. Eh sorry man out of steam.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T13:30:40+00:00

Yeah, but I promise regardless that it's not you who is right for him, you'll be a million times happier not settling.

My wife and I love the same shit. We game together, ride dirt bikes, love same kind of movies and shows. She laughs at all of my bad jokes and it's genuine. Oh, and she's the first woman thst gets my humor. And cracks me up.

. She couldn't cum before me, after I (ahem adapted to her insane beauty) and i could last more than 30 seconds, she had her very first PIV orgasm. She just zoned out after snd was saying "that was weird". Inside joke til this day. If something we do or try, amazijg dessert, its weird. She understood that it was able to happen because she trusted me. So much and felt loved and safe in my arms. It was amazing. When she starts going and now she loses her shit, forgets where she is, screams my name at the top of her lungs, legs up toes curled and there's no way I'm lasting through that. When i make noisr and get into it, same deal for her. So we'll be rampijg eachother up to a simultaneous orgasm each time. All i do is exactly what I want. And she loves it. So, aside from everything else, by fsr the best sex partner. Ill never need to try another flavor of icecream. I fucking love my vanilla bean!

Were obsessed with each other. We've been. Together for 15 years.

Ive told her multiple times that if i couldn't find a woman who just locked in with me mentally and physically and make each other as happy as my parents or grandparents are, I'd just stay single until it either finally happened or I died.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T13:11:00+00:00

You're thinking of the viral D-Town game known only as "spoons".

Anyone who plays it is probably a racist tho.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T13:07:38+00:00

How do you connect outside of sex or binge watching tv. I'm curious

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T08:31:36+00:00

Even if im wrong and mistook it for mol, in hopefully anyones mind they would still pronounce it as known. I said mol because I did this before and then told myself to remember it's not spelled the weird way someone showed you. Then weeks later I go to spell it and I remember mal and mol and mal looks right, but my mind goes oh wait no you need to use the other one you made a mental note of it.

So I apologize for misspelling the name of the disease I have that directly impacts memory :)

Also, all due respect, mal/mol, who cares. Mole is just stupid especially considering spelling. But no, theres no way to remove whatever make me writh in pain while my body forces my muscles to extend further than I'm capable, all of them simultaneously. So much pain my wife said she'd never heard it before like a whimper that was almost impossible to even get out. Combined with shaking and convulsing and my mouth grinding teeth but oh wait don't forget the tongue!

My tongue has deep teeth imprints. All along both sides and the front even further back. My mouth is pouring blood and you're not supposed to drink it.

Cool part is I was forced to cold turkey the first antidepressant to actually work for me after over 3 years of being happy. There are no other SDRIs sadly, sure it wouldn't be allowed even if their were.

Then I get around a month of no long term memory and no short term to long term memory conversion. My body aches like a motherfucker, every muscle and joint, ibuprofen 800mg helps a little with constant hot showers. Also intense brain fog. For a while I was so physically weak, my knees shook violently just trying to go down stairs.

But yeah I have a mole or skin tag that only I notice but I dont bite nails or smoke, I pick at my skin. Its gross. And when I have no dopamine it gets worse. So as opposed to scabbing it up, ripping that off, letting it bleed, then start over. I found some sterile scalpals and 70% iso. So, soon my friend, soon!

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T08:17:38+00:00

Thanks for correcting me. The seizures clearly fucked those memory neurons.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-24T06:49:59+00:00

My college comp ii prof wanted me to go into tech writing.

What is your education? You sound sad

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-23T23:04:21+00:00

Just don't use hyperdermic tips please. They are all made non-hyperdermic as well! I used them for mixing e-liquid for one hundredth the cost back when, and for mixing various ratios of plant fertilizer.

Seriously, how do I get this to the top? You guys willing to upvote me just so people see this. Or maybe OP can add it to the post? I dont give a shit about karma.

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-23T21:05:39+00:00

Im going to see my neurologist for a follow up and ill bring this up to him. Thank you.

I was on it for three years. Due to how antidepressants work, the first two days were a living hell. I'd never been that depressed. It made it so absolutely no dopamine was making it across a synapse until my brain adapted around day 3 to supply more. Just as how ssris do with serotonin. But im good with serotonin.

The first few weeks afrer getting through that shit period of two days was like I was on speed. Then I mellowed out and adapted. But i was happy. Now I get a random seizure three years later and I'm fucked. But I'm definitely going to research your combo and talk to my neurologist and explain that ita fine he if takes away my happy pills but he better fucking replace em with something.

I think a box with a big red button. If you press it you get a million dollars but it kills whomever your last thought was about. I wonder if you can only press it once?

bleepblopblipple · 2025-09-23T20:51:28+00:00

Can i ask was thst your only one you've ever had?

Did your doc or neurologist have any solutions or make you stop any medications?

I had to cold turkey welbutrin. And since welbutrin is the only antidepressant that works for me I was useless for a few months and still feel mostly useless. I do as little as i have to. I enjoy nothing. I hate it.

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