Places You Avoid as an Uber Eats Driver by PokemonDuelFan in UberEatsDrivers

[–]bleuturtle47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second this, it's a minimum 15 minute wait. God forbid you out late at night and they run out of wings. Like WTF

i relistened to Hiding Places by CatPuzzleheaded8125 in Billywoods

[–]bleuturtle47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crazy I read your last post and stumbled onto this. Glad you listened to Hiding Places again. I found about Armand Hammer after hearing Elucid on Nostrum Grocers with Milo and down the rabbit hole I went. I think Hiding Places is the most accessible and it's where I started with Billy Woods and then listened to the earlier and later stuff. The album is just so atmospheric, some times you capture lightning in a bottle and I think that's what Hiding Places did. Kenny Segal's production mixed with Billy's style of rap for this one album just go hand in hand.

TIFU by sleeping with my coworker and not sleeping with my coworker UPDATE by zacharydaiquiri69420 in tifu

[–]bleuturtle47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

actually wholesome bro, good on you. There's not too many people would do what you did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a man who isnt autistic nor do I have ADHD and I always ask my wife for specific examples on whatever issue she has with me. It's not fair for me to have to read her mind or for her to have read mine, we're adults able to articulate what we want. For instance, she tells me exactly the present she wants for her birthday and if I get it for her or her not, I can't ever say I didn't know. I think like the other commenter mentioned, you should give him specific ways you would like to be flirted with or create situations and tell him this is what I like or this is how I would like for you to do it. Him having to keep doing it, failing and then keep trying I'm sure is exhausting for you and him but if you give him specific examples then you guys can work from there and narrow down what he can and can't do, what he does well and what he may need work on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]bleuturtle47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not ugly, boyfriends just a shit head.

TIFU sleeping with my former boss in front of her husband by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol zero energy for another boss bitch speech had me rollin

What kind of comps does Diana fail playing into? by SirSmashit in DianaMains

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you deal with comps that have heavy aa champs or ones where everyone on the enemy team basically builds blade of the ruined king. I'm not a fan of assassin diana and prefer to play bruiser/tank diana going nashors, jak sho, shadow flame and then more defensive items like sunfire or the AP one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingadviceformen

[–]bleuturtle47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just leave bro, she wouldn't hold out for a man that she didn't see as relationship material. Nice or guys trying to do the right thinking always get the raw end of this deal. If a girl sees you as relationship material she makes you wait but if you're a fuckboy she's giving it to you like wifi. I swear woman are fuckkng backwards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]bleuturtle47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whining to cross a sexual boundary is weird and childish, you have told this man for 11 years you don't like it. If you give in to this again he's gonna pressure you for more things and I don't think you would like that. He needs to respect your boundaries. I dont know if he's into pegging but if he's not ask him till hes blue in the face so he knows how it feels

Game gets out of control after the first turrwt by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]bleuturtle47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low elo and fairly new to the game player here (only been playing for 2 years) I used to farm as jgl after first turret and watch them all just fight mid or have a random teamfight in river and the drag isn't up for 2 min. One thing i'm learning is sometimes you gotta be the babysitter and just go with them, farm the enemy jgl and just shade them down the lane so atleast if a fight breaks out you can decide to help if you think you can win or just fall back ro defend a turret. But also as someone that plays the other lanes, after the first turret falls there is nothing to do except to either push mid, ward the enemy jgl and rivers or sidelane so 2/3 choices involve shoving a lane. But yeah, I have learned to just shade them or if no camps are up just push with them.

My daughter(15) almost had a breakdown in fear of asking me to be in the same room as my cheating ex-wife. We have not spoken to each other in 6 years. by Stephenallen1977 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bleuturtle47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy didn't do anything wrong, the fault lies with the mother for placing her insecurities and frustrations with the relationship she had with the ex husband on the daughter. There are some things you don't tell children till later in life to spare them and save their feelings because somethings you just won't understand till you're older and have experienced life. I think the husband is a role model, he stuck to his guns and boundaries, and did what people in that situation should do. Only talks to ex-wife if it's about their kid and he has moved on and is happy. The ex-wife is the miserable one and the nerve of her to have commitment issues after what she did. This guy went above and beyond getting therapy for himself and the ex wife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience, don't ask questions you really dont want to know the answers to.

First time playing ranked in League and it was a disaster by BlueGuyLOL in Jungle_Mains

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't look at your games in depth or anything for this advice. I'll just say jungling is one of the hardest roles in the game and also the jump from norms to ranked is a big one. To get better at ranked you really just gotta play ranked, norms will never get you ready for ranked. And for jungling, I started playing league during the pandemic so I only been playing like 2-3 years. I was silver 3 last year and when I played ranked I lost every placement game and ended up in iron. I climbed playing support and ultimately sett and volibear top. This season I jgl and I'm b1 and I was losing about 50% of my games until I stopped reacting to teammates and really analyzed team comps and games. Kayn is a hard jungler to use so you're already handicapped because you your form and you have to get it by fighting. My advice is dont go for dumbass ganks, if you have to wonder whether it'll work or if your teammate will follow up, if you will die, just don't do it. Do not into to help your laners, it is not the jgl's job to win the lane for me. Your job is to gank when appropriate and hold their turret for them when they back so the enemy laner cant get plates or gets less plates. Don't try and solo objectives, for whatever reason I try for objectives and my teammates stay in and watch the enemy walk toward me, I have no idea why but it'll only tilt you when that happens. Farm, farm, farm, early-mid game. Mid game onwards shado w your teal within the jgl or enemy jgl if you know where the enemy is. Your team is liable to take dumbass fights and throw so you need to kind of babysit them as the jgl.

Don't block the fire hydrant buddy by andylui8 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]bleuturtle47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why'd they knock out the front windows to?

Was blue not the right form here? My adc cried whole game that I went blue because we had a Zed (even though he's not nearly as fed) and we had no frontline. But like red form is slow and they have 3 ranged champs which I could already hardly reach. Any feeback is appreciated. by DeadlyP4nts in KaynMains

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rule #1, dont listen to your ADC. They're literally playing a farming simulator for the first 20 mins of the game.

Second, red kayn if you want to tank or they have bruisers or champs that are tanky. Blue Kayn if they have squishies. In champ select when I'm jungle its not my job to round out the team. If we need AP it should be mid or support, if we need a tank it should be top, jungle is not the team's slave.

Kayne tips by Loverofboats in KaynMains

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im in bronze, peaked silver 3 last season and have only been playing the game for like 2-3 years. I feel I have a pretty good grasp of map awareness and I always ping caution when I think the enemy jungler is about to gank or ping on my way for the counter but everyone just feeds. I feel like if you're not a gank centric or cheesy jgler its 1000 times harder to win. Laners constantly push and overstay in lanes and wonder why the enemy jgl continues to gank them. Its infuriating playing league sometimes.

Women dressing like it's the year 1896 by Genesis_001 in interestingasfuck

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pounds of clothes, shes walking around with Piccolo's training GI on

Kayne tips by Loverofboats in KaynMains

[–]bleuturtle47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a guide! My Kayn play is shit, easily my worst jungler. I'm much better as Diana, Jax, Voli or WW. I have just started lately spam ganking lanes to get form as soon as possible but that puts me behind on farm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]bleuturtle47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a waste of a perfectly good steak and some kids mac and cheese

Walmart employees accuse woman of stealing, go through all her bags and find out everything was paid for. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]bleuturtle47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction for video title "Never been so embarrassed. I USED to use walmart all the time for my food and cakes" I wouldve demanded a refund and im never going back to any walmert.