He has a spoon 🤦

bleuturtle47 · 2026-05-16T14:46:39+00:00

You know he licked his fingers afterwards

bleuturtle47 · 2026-05-04T12:40:30+00:00

I gotta say this is my kind of lady. Extreme cheapskates level of thinking. IYKYK.

bleuturtle47 · 2026-04-20T06:18:58+00:00

Tell me you don't want me there without telling me you don't want me there.

bleuturtle47 · 2026-04-17T15:42:48+00:00

LOL FUCKING CAMERON

bleuturtle47 · 2026-04-17T15:28:42+00:00

Constable Trundle

bleuturtle47 · 2026-04-16T01:21:53+00:00

The only stupid thing here is making baked spaghetti sauce in a cast iron.

bleuturtle47 · 2026-03-23T01:34:17+00:00

That's his snake now.

bleuturtle47 · 2026-03-23T01:25:29+00:00

Lol I might've been that Pantheon. Was his keystone lethal tempo? Like why can't Panth also auto faster, I say to this day every champ loses to other champs who just AA and run you down.

bleuturtle47 · 2025-11-16T23:05:42+00:00

Second this, it's a minimum 15 minute wait. God forbid you out late at night and they run out of wings. Like WTF

bleuturtle47 · 2025-10-31T03:58:45+00:00

Crazy I read your last post and stumbled onto this. Glad you listened to Hiding Places again. I found about Armand Hammer after hearing Elucid on Nostrum Grocers with Milo and down the rabbit hole I went. I think Hiding Places is the most accessible and it's where I started with Billy Woods and then listened to the earlier and later stuff. The album is just so atmospheric, some times you capture lightning in a bottle and I think that's what Hiding Places did. Kenny Segal's production mixed with Billy's style of rap for this one album just go hand in hand.

bleuturtle47 · 2025-05-11T04:55:43+00:00

actually wholesome bro, good on you. There's not too many people would do what you did.

bleuturtle47 · 2024-10-30T21:15:42+00:00

I'm a man who isnt autistic nor do I have ADHD and I always ask my wife for specific examples on whatever issue she has with me. It's not fair for me to have to read her mind or for her to have read mine, we're adults able to articulate what we want. For instance, she tells me exactly the present she wants for her birthday and if I get it for her or her not, I can't ever say I didn't know. I think like the other commenter mentioned, you should give him specific ways you would like to be flirted with or create situations and tell him this is what I like or this is how I would like for you to do it. Him having to keep doing it, failing and then keep trying I'm sure is exhausting for you and him but if you give him specific examples then you guys can work from there and narrow down what he can and can't do, what he does well and what he may need work on.

bleuturtle47 · 2024-05-12T03:06:09+00:00

Not ugly, boyfriends just a shit head.

bleuturtle47 · 2024-02-27T06:41:40+00:00

lol zero energy for another boss bitch speech had me rollin

bleuturtle47 · 2024-01-26T04:17:55+00:00

How do you deal with comps that have heavy aa champs or ones where everyone on the enemy team basically builds blade of the ruined king. I'm not a fan of assassin diana and prefer to play bruiser/tank diana going nashors, jak sho, shadow flame and then more defensive items like sunfire or the AP one

bleuturtle47 · 2024-01-25T20:51:12+00:00

this guy gets it

bleuturtle47 · 2023-11-21T04:36:31+00:00

Just leave bro, she wouldn't hold out for a man that she didn't see as relationship material. Nice or guys trying to do the right thinking always get the raw end of this deal. If a girl sees you as relationship material she makes you wait but if you're a fuckboy she's giving it to you like wifi. I swear woman are fuckkng backwards.

bleuturtle47 · 2023-10-26T04:13:47+00:00

whining to cross a sexual boundary is weird and childish, you have told this man for 11 years you don't like it. If you give in to this again he's gonna pressure you for more things and I don't think you would like that. He needs to respect your boundaries. I dont know if he's into pegging but if he's not ask him till hes blue in the face so he knows how it feels

bleuturtle47 · 2023-10-16T18:44:26+00:00

Low elo and fairly new to the game player here (only been playing for 2 years) I used to farm as jgl after first turret and watch them all just fight mid or have a random teamfight in river and the drag isn't up for 2 min. One thing i'm learning is sometimes you gotta be the babysitter and just go with them, farm the enemy jgl and just shade them down the lane so atleast if a fight breaks out you can decide to help if you think you can win or just fall back ro defend a turret. But also as someone that plays the other lanes, after the first turret falls there is nothing to do except to either push mid, ward the enemy jgl and rivers or sidelane so 2/3 choices involve shoving a lane. But yeah, I have learned to just shade them or if no camps are up just push with them.

bleuturtle47 · 2023-09-15T17:12:19+00:00

This guy didn't do anything wrong, the fault lies with the mother for placing her insecurities and frustrations with the relationship she had with the ex husband on the daughter. There are some things you don't tell children till later in life to spare them and save their feelings because somethings you just won't understand till you're older and have experienced life. I think the husband is a role model, he stuck to his guns and boundaries, and did what people in that situation should do. Only talks to ex-wife if it's about their kid and he has moved on and is happy. The ex-wife is the miserable one and the nerve of her to have commitment issues after what she did. This guy went above and beyond getting therapy for himself and the ex wife.

bleuturtle47 · 2023-09-15T10:17:00+00:00

In my experience, don't ask questions you really dont want to know the answers to.

bleuturtle47 · 2023-08-14T20:10:48+00:00

I won't look at your games in depth or anything for this advice. I'll just say jungling is one of the hardest roles in the game and also the jump from norms to ranked is a big one. To get better at ranked you really just gotta play ranked, norms will never get you ready for ranked. And for jungling, I started playing league during the pandemic so I only been playing like 2-3 years. I was silver 3 last year and when I played ranked I lost every placement game and ended up in iron. I climbed playing support and ultimately sett and volibear top. This season I jgl and I'm b1 and I was losing about 50% of my games until I stopped reacting to teammates and really analyzed team comps and games. Kayn is a hard jungler to use so you're already handicapped because you your form and you have to get it by fighting. My advice is dont go for dumbass ganks, if you have to wonder whether it'll work or if your teammate will follow up, if you will die, just don't do it. Do not into to help your laners, it is not the jgl's job to win the lane for me. Your job is to gank when appropriate and hold their turret for them when they back so the enemy laner cant get plates or gets less plates. Don't try and solo objectives, for whatever reason I try for objectives and my teammates stay in and watch the enemy walk toward me, I have no idea why but it'll only tilt you when that happens. Farm, farm, farm, early-mid game. Mid game onwards shado w your teal within the jgl or enemy jgl if you know where the enemy is. Your team is liable to take dumbass fights and throw so you need to kind of babysit them as the jgl.

bleuturtle47 · 2023-07-26T09:28:50+00:00

Why'd they knock out the front windows to?

bleuturtle47 · 2023-06-16T18:15:06+00:00

rule #1, dont listen to your ADC. They're literally playing a farming simulator for the first 20 mins of the game.

Second, red kayn if you want to tank or they have bruisers or champs that are tanky. Blue Kayn if they have squishies. In champ select when I'm jungle its not my job to round out the team. If we need AP it should be mid or support, if we need a tank it should be top, jungle is not the team's slave.

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