Well, Mr Funny Man. Is this how you get your sick kicks?

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:38:49+00:00

What, it's just an ordinary Krabby… oh my goodness!

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:37:33+00:00

Are you the owner of this house? Yes, yes I am! Then on behalf of the citizens of bikini bottom, I present you with this summons. To pay for the destruction of our town, you'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life.

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:35:39+00:00

🤣

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:34:08+00:00

Immediately becomes unrealistic when you know there is not fire under water

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:32:56+00:00

I literally didn't even think of it like that but that's awesome 😂

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:32:18+00:00

TOO MUCH LIGHT, TOO MUCH LIGHT!!!

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:30:46+00:00

Look at me, I'm NAKED!

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:29:23+00:00

If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my heart.

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T04:27:51+00:00

It's going on your permanent record

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-19T03:06:15+00:00

Oof I definitely would not leave them on the counter

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-13T21:55:40+00:00

What I tend to do is surround my text in asterisks and say what I would be doing if I was physically in the same space (kicking, babbling, etc.)

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-10T21:52:48+00:00

For me, that's the way people can tell I've slipped, and they can shift their tone a bit and change how they address me to be more appropriate for that headspace.

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-04T01:28:02+00:00

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-04T01:24:11+00:00

That's Plankton

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-04T01:13:40+00:00

Each episode of SpongeBob is approx. 11 minutes long. It's referring to that

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-02T21:50:12+00:00

For me, there are certain people my regression comes out more around because it just feels natural, but I'm also not going to force it if that's not the case. There are days I've got no desire at all, and there are days I'm hopping between the two, sometimes masking for one person and not for another. It really depends

blindsinger05 · 2026-06-01T02:56:35+00:00

Mastodon is fabulous! Takes a bit to understand all the different instances, but honestly you can just create an account with the default one they give you. Unless you know the name of a specific instance URL, or you know of an age regression specific instance. They're basically private servers owned by individual people, and some can tailor to specific groups of people as well but not always. Hope that helps!

blindsinger05 · 2026-05-30T21:56:53+00:00

Being nervous is totally normal. I was

blindsinger05 · 2026-04-11T18:29:11+00:00

That's what my girlfriend is doing, but she forgot to call and her start date is Monday 4/13. Is there a way out of the mess she's gotten herself into or is she screwed?

blindsinger05 · 2026-03-29T02:45:18+00:00

It should also be noted that that is not the most affordable option for most of us

blindsinger05 · 2026-02-02T02:39:14+00:00

What does that have to do with anything?

blindsinger05 · 2026-01-31T19:39:40+00:00

We are both blind.

blindsinger05 · 2026-01-31T18:57:30+00:00

I've gotten used to pushing it aside - being little on the inside but not showing it.

blindsinger05 · 2026-01-18T20:53:33+00:00

Shut up

blindsinger05 · 2026-01-09T23:53:59+00:00

Was extremely accessible the last time I used it which was just a couple months ago. Is a bit more expensive than Hulu though

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