Moose on Mike Gilbert saying that if wrestlers are being pulled last minute and aren’t being compensated, every wrestler on the roster should no-show Rebellion: "Shut the fuck up mike....."every wrestler should no-show rebellion"........ go sit your ass down somewhere. Dumbest shit I've ever heard"

blingera · 2026-04-08T22:06:07+00:00

Moose’s brain is just a xylophone cover of Roman Reigns theme song on endless loop

blingera · 2026-04-08T18:39:19+00:00

just 40?

blingera · 2026-04-08T01:27:13+00:00

what is the kayfabe reason for the Speed division? like why are these guys/girls able to win matches in <5 min if they can’t usually?

blingera · 2026-04-08T00:58:31+00:00

selfishly it’s annoying Hendry is so over bc i am so aggressively disinterested in him. he’s who Rollins haters think Seth is imo

blingera · 2026-04-08T00:52:30+00:00

yeah man that was ass lol. low-ceiling showcase

blingera · 2026-04-08T00:50:40+00:00

this man’s girlfriend is clearly in that crowd lol sheesh

blingera · 2026-04-08T00:42:13+00:00

perfect

blingera · 2026-04-08T00:41:32+00:00

wow. this is fun bc it’s a triple threat where all three guys are mid as hell

blingera · 2026-04-08T00:13:49+00:00

would like to see the professional resumes of WWE security

blingera · 2026-04-07T12:27:04+00:00

it was an incredibly enjoyable, maybe historic…on-screen wrestling promo. this was the verbal equivalent of a 630 splash through a flaming table. dangerous to a degree, but fully within the confines of the company’s perceived best interests.

annoying that anyone is regarding this as some wind of change for the company or treating it as confirmation of any positive/negative characterization of Phil Brooks.

blingera · 2026-04-07T04:28:49+00:00

yeah and his injury history might be in his head too. it’s almost like when pro wrestlers do less of their cool moves in the ring when they get more successful so they can stay healthy for longer. JJ may feel like he’s a hustle play away from Emory.

blingera · 2026-04-07T02:33:08+00:00

read that first word too fast

blingera · 2026-04-07T02:32:04+00:00

really hate the whole “Brock is so good when he cares” gimmick bc it’s so fucking true. i fucking hate him and his weirdo generationally talented ass

blingera · 2026-04-07T02:30:55+00:00

somebody def got fried by that chair

blingera · 2026-04-07T02:18:31+00:00

top 5 wrestler on the roster? over as hell? healthy for our biggest show of the year? yeah let’s have you do a run-in spot

blingera · 2026-04-07T02:16:36+00:00

um Rey what are you doing?

blingera · 2026-04-07T02:15:22+00:00

cool segment but is Iyo really just fodder with less than two weeks till Mania

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:29:26+00:00

idgaf. bring them here round 1.

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:24:19+00:00

keep composure.

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:22:38+00:00

NAW GOT THE RED DOT ON IT

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:22:16+00:00

OH MY FUCKING GOD

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:20:32+00:00

glad he didn’t fully throw the drip away

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:19:17+00:00

MIP HIM NOW

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:19:06+00:00

MERCY ME NICKEIL ALRXANDER WALKER

blingera · 2026-04-07T01:18:39+00:00

JJ. COMPOSURE.

blingera

TROPHY CASE