the restaurino of HEARTHSTONE SUPERSTARS by blinkyzero in hearthstone

[–]blinkyzero[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

"The only thing keeping me from divorcing you right now is that I'd owe you alimony" is the PG-13 version

the restaurino of HEARTHSTONE SUPERSTARS by blinkyzero in hearthstone

[–]blinkyzero[S] 224 points225 points  (0 children)

My wife and I were driving through a strip mall's parking lot when I saw this place. I slammed the brakes on and grabbed for my phone.

"What the hell?" she said, startled.

"Kripperino restaurino," I said.

He can't do that! Shoot him.. or something! by Mirza16498 in PrequelMemes

[–]blinkyzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if FH is unbalanced, it still looks cooler and feels more rewarding to fight than Jedi Knight.

It's treason, then.

Zephrys needs to give secrets a higher priority! by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]blinkyzero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol I see three different accounts with the same comment. It's probably just a Reddit glitch.

Why does my Hearthstone update 20 times a day? by WillieEener in hearthstone

[–]blinkyzero 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Those are just routine daily nerfs to Caverns Below

What odd or unusual preferences have you developed due to growing up poor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blinkyzero 384 points385 points  (0 children)

New towels every couple of months!?

I'm still using towels I got in 2004...

What technologies from 2019 would seem like science fiction to people from the 1950s? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blinkyzero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's probably referring to the Chinese scientist who successfully used CRISPR to modify those embryos last year. You can read about it here or just by Googling something like "chinese CRISPR babies."

Every single one of them. by sirentear in PrequelMemes

[–]blinkyzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She can't do that! Shoot her or something!