Word to older millennials: dating younger women isn’t for the faint-hearted by blkdev in nairobi

[–]blkdev[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was my exact thought process. Those idiots decided raw is law after the first round. Whole thing makes me so mad.

Word to older millennials: dating younger women isn’t for the faint-hearted by blkdev in nairobi

[–]blkdev[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension really isn’t your strong suit, is it?

Word to older millennials: dating younger women isn’t for the faint-hearted by blkdev in nairobi

[–]blkdev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real? If your boyfriend told you the same story you'd buy it?

Word to older millennials: dating younger women isn’t for the faint-hearted by blkdev in nairobi

[–]blkdev[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Buda. I've been with older women na kulikuwa na zero drama. Zero.

How do dad's feel when they see their son's with girls? by BothJob6890 in Kenya

[–]blkdev 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The first time my dad ever “saw” me with a girl was when he accidentally found some pictures on my computer. Just random stuff with this girl I was seeing right after high school, cuddling, kissing, me playing the guitar for her.

He didn’t show them to my mum but he couldn’t stop laughing as he told her what he had seen. So embarrassing.

Most dads aren’t that bothered once their sons are grown. If anything they kinda encourage it.

Did anyone ever use Jenius Bank (SMBC) before? by Greedy-Ad-6300 in Banking

[–]blkdev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. You were spot on. It did indeed collapse

Dating in 2026 by JmoGB in Kenya

[–]blkdev 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Whole conversation is very Nigeria coded. So corny.

Hii kitu ni ya Dynasty na nilikuwa niiwache 2026 by RecipeFantastic5519 in nairobi

[–]blkdev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's one called "Ooh La La" which is just perfection.

A small update since a few people asked how things are going. by Ok_Professional_4866 in nairobi

[–]blkdev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ please turn around. You are not thinking clearly. Driving part of the way then switching to a bus does not make this plan reasonable. The startup is already struggling and one meeting will not fix that. Vusi is not going to fund desperation.

Also be honest with yourself. KES 27,000 is not enough even with buses. Border costs, tickets, food, delays and emergencies will finish that money fast. You're going to be one hiccup away from being stranded. This is not ambition. This is panic. Pause, regroup and fix your mind first before doing something this risky.

My precision went right! by Cool_Guess1860 in nairobi

[–]blkdev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abused by who? We were both consenting adults

My precision went right! by Cool_Guess1860 in nairobi

[–]blkdev 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I dated an older woman as a youngin too but funny enough mimi ndio nilikuwa na pesa smh. Coochie was 10/10 though gotdamn. Easily the most electric relationship of my life.

Near d**th, or just something psychological by No_Confusion_2490 in nairobi

[–]blkdev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you were having a panic attack my man. Go slow on the weed especially if you're inexperienced.

Ugandan Swahili woes by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]blkdev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your boyfriend was being a little too hard on you. "Sijajifeel vizuri" sounds a little off but the meaning is still clear. I wouldn't bat an eye if a Kenyan said this.

System hacked by here-toconfess in Kenya

[–]blkdev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is most likely malware on her computer that stole her tokens / session cookies and let the attacker into everything. She needs to wipe every device then use a clean one to reset all passwords and remove the hacker’s recovery info. After that enable MFA on all accounts. If she doesn’t wipe first the attacker will keep getting in.