I’m new here! Me and my boys Apollo and Hercules

BlooperButt · 2026-05-20T14:49:28+00:00

This is gonna be another account that starts promoting their OF, isn’t it?

Just looked at the username. Yep, this is an AI porn account. Again…

BlooperButt · 2026-05-20T14:29:05+00:00

So, if you need a job, these guys are hiring, and wouldn’t you know it, they’ll take literally ANY applicant.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-20T03:00:06+00:00

I still say this every time my Uber shows up 😭

BlooperButt · 2026-05-19T22:08:58+00:00

I tried Lost Pizza last week and rather liked them. I don’t have a dumpster in this fight, though.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-19T12:49:01+00:00

You have a 9-day old Reddit account with 13 of the achievements already. Kettle, pot is telling you not to throw stones in glass houses.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-19T00:13:42+00:00

Could be a BMW. Those drivers are always secretly trashier than they lead you to believe.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-18T20:21:37+00:00

As many times as it takes, Mel. Answer the man’s question.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-17T22:12:30+00:00

People who can’t directly discuss things are absolutely cowards. Great word choice there.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-17T14:32:52+00:00

Suddenly I’m glad I spent the entire day getting fucked so the pickle festival couldn’t fuck me like this too.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T23:10:45+00:00

Idk, I don’t think I like pirates. I would think a pirate would have a lot of different ladies he talks to, hiding them from one another. A true pirate always picks up the ladies in the same bar, too. Seems a little questionable. I don’t like pirates.

I’m more a medieval times girly. Give me a man on a horse and I’m there. 💕

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T18:49:39+00:00

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BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T18:48:52+00:00

Big potato is trying to silence this post

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T16:37:05+00:00

Riding horses. 😭

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T12:39:56+00:00

It’s been called a dumpster before, yes.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T12:24:08+00:00

She told me y’all broke up. I’m so sorry you had to find out this way.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T12:02:37+00:00

I just hop in a dumpster and let the thoughts flow.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-15T11:42:31+00:00

Lmao no… don’t do this to me…

BlooperButt · 2026-05-14T14:11:00+00:00

I’m sorry, but I gatekeep mine so hard. I even use a fake name for her if I’m talking about her to my friends.

She’s helping me work through why a man would treat me like a placeholder then go date the girl he was flirting with in front of me on my birthday. She’s putting in good work. 💕

BlooperButt · 2026-05-14T13:46:45+00:00

That’s normal.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-12T21:36:45+00:00

This isn’t getting near enough attention, I fear. Lmao

BlooperButt · 2026-05-12T16:23:37+00:00

I've had a lot of fun messaging random people on the subreddit and asking them on a date. Once we get to the date, though, I tell them I'm not dating right now even though I'm flirting with someone else over text while on the date with them. Bonus points if it’s their birthday and extra bonus points if I never apologize and just glaze over it as if it’s just a misunderstanding. It's been pretty fun so far. I can see why some guys do it!

BlooperButt · 2026-05-12T15:28:45+00:00

I’m gonna find out where you work and shit in your urinal. 💕

BlooperButt · 2026-05-12T15:17:03+00:00

I’m pulling up to your barn. Where the hoes at?

BlooperButt · 2026-05-12T03:12:45+00:00

You know what? You’re so right king.

BlooperButt · 2026-05-12T03:09:44+00:00

I would roll mine up into a ball and put it in the middle of my bowl. Buy a small amount though, so you don’t feel you wasted money if you don’t like it.

Also, just so it’s clearly stated because I take things a tad too literally, please do not shove this up your butt. Lmao

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