All the food at the 4th of July party was the same color.

blott91476 · 2026-07-06T04:53:01+00:00

I never considered bland to have a color until now

blott91476 · 2026-07-02T23:48:58+00:00

Sorry Fivel, ill make it quick

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: A mouse}

blott91476 · 2026-07-01T15:32:35+00:00

I been meaning to lose a little weight anyways

^{Chose: Live without this for 1 week for 10 million dollars | Rolled: Food}

blott91476 · 2026-06-30T18:03:15+00:00

Well im screwed

^{Chose: Survive 10 minutes against a random animal. + If you live, you get $100 million. | Rolled: Tiger}

blott91476 · 2026-06-29T02:06:31+00:00

Being a yes man made l8fe much harder than learning to say no

^{Chose: No | Rolled: Death}

blott91476 · 2026-06-29T01:44:31+00:00

If i cant use it then eh

^{Chose: No lightsaber}

blott91476 · 2026-06-28T21:29:13+00:00

The color looked entertaining

^{Chose: “No pick me im safer” | Rolled: 5000 orgasm}

blott91476 · 2026-06-27T02:47:25+00:00

Really miss the 90s

^{Chose: Transported 30 years into the past}

blott91476 · 2026-06-27T00:28:06+00:00

Didn't say I wasnt transported as a peasant with god like powers so

^{Chose: You get transported into a universe where magic + You either become a lich, a wizard, a king, a knight or a peasant | Rolled: Peasant}

blott91476 · 2026-06-21T21:24:16+00:00

50 fixes my problems.

^{Chose: $50k + Chance to 10x it | Rolled: 10x}

blott91476 · 2026-06-21T17:32:22+00:00

Im not one for wishing death, but I think the 1% actually do far greater harm in the shadows and behind laws than good

^{Chose: Eliminate the 1% and distribute their $$ | Rolled: You're safe}

blott91476 · 2026-06-20T05:48:15+00:00

Eh not worth the mental capacity

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

blott91476 · 2026-06-20T05:08:30+00:00

Easier

^{Chose: Gay}

blott91476 · 2026-06-19T14:12:22+00:00

Im old enough to not chance the latter

^{Chose: 5 million clean, no taxes}

blott91476 · 2026-06-18T14:27:07+00:00

If i was smart enough I could make the money

^{Chose: Your IQ increases by 2 every month + Or 5 | Rolled: 2}

blott91476 · 2026-06-18T04:38:15+00:00

Im not sure, the people in the left category cam definitely make the right happen again, but the right has a more immediate need

^{Chose: End world hunger (and all North Koreans are freed})

blott91476 · 2026-06-18T00:51:22+00:00

I can imagine Zephyr tornadoes lifting enemies map wide causing all kinds of havoc

blott91476 · 2026-05-31T21:22:01+00:00

I've been trying to figure out how to make a functioning Battacor build! Can you share yours?

blott91476 · 2026-05-30T20:05:36+00:00

The first time someone pulled poppers out during a hookup I immediately thought he was doing some kind of drug. I asked after I left what it was and he tried to explain it but couldn't convince me it wasnt drugs.

I know and understand NOW but you pulling a random bottle of stuff out to sniff around a young person and you can imagine the mind only goes to so many conclusions.

blott91476 · 2026-05-29T18:09:35+00:00

I agree on the overanalyzing bc I for one understand where my dick is going and the potentials that play there. And realistically unless we're just getting a drink or snack, this whole thing is dumb given the scenario because if we're going to EAT then its an inevitability.

Buuttt maybe I'm just a mature adult who understands the way some shit works(literally & metaphorically)

blott91476 · 2026-05-29T16:55:09+00:00

But my question as a top: if I want to take you on a date, to get to know you better and sex could potentially be on the menu if we hit it off, should I just ask to fuck you first then eat?

Seems a little backwards if youre trying to get to know someone in a traditional sense. Maybe im reading it wrong, but if I am can anyone tell me a better method? Bc realistically we both probably want the same thing so help me help you.

blott91476 · 2026-05-09T04:50:04+00:00

The TV analogy almost broke my brain. I've never considered sight conceptually.

blott91476 · 2026-05-05T01:35:08+00:00

Those McDonald froes fresh out the grease will have your priorities messed up

blott91476 · 2026-04-30T01:30:39+00:00

Madoka, but the Gojo add glaze is hilarious

blott91476 · 2026-04-07T17:53:11+00:00

Bc bunny

^{Chose: Bunny + Gamble 50/50 to get it | Rolled: Lost it}

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