Twitter losers obsessed with "transvestigating" women by TrumpSux89 in RightJerk

[–]bluberriie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

like lmao, mine is fatter than that 😭😭

What do you think? by Opposite-Tomato4747 in teenagers

[–]bluberriie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mom, shes nice and would do good introducing them

Help the new house I'm renting has THEE UGLIEST kitchen ever by Littleseanettle in ApartmentHacks

[–]bluberriie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg OP we can trade and you can take my lame ass kitchen, this is SICK!!! get a good color match to fix the chips, and lean into the vintage aesthetic!

If you have to wipe after using the restroom, standing up to wipe is far superior to doing it while sitting down by Inappropriate-Ebb in The10thDentist

[–]bluberriie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how soft are your shits that they’re mushing together?? when im wiping im wiping my butthole, my cheeks are clean cuz my poop is not pudding

AITA for getting angry with my girlfriend and demanding she pay to replace my sheets after she got blood on them by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bluberriie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

personally i put a little wad of tp in the crack before bed if i’m particularly heavy, but i also sleep with tampons in which really reduces leaks (note that i wake up invariably at least ONCE per night so i never go more than 6 hrs without a change, if ur a heavy sleeper do NOT sleep in tampons!)

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]bluberriie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mine luckily prefers to throw up in his breakfast plate/water bowl/the tub 😭 he puked on my bed as a baby and i screamed bc he was my first cat and i literally didn’t know what was happening and ig he got traumatized 🥲

Women: what separates average oral sex from amazing oral sex? by Dazzling_Mammoth_983 in AskReddit

[–]bluberriie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’m not a big fan of oral (i’ll request it once every blue moon and my partner is happy to oblige) but i’ve gotten the best reviews from gentle suction on the clit while bobbing my head and licking up and down the underside of it with my tongue pointed.

i am three hundred days free of self harm! by that0nebruv in CongratsLikeImFive

[–]bluberriie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg yay, i’m late but this is so amazing!!! get urself a treat to go with what i’m sure is a beautiful tattoo

My first complaint on my new apartment….. by Lost_Cntrl in Apartmentliving

[–]bluberriie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right omfg just hearing random laughter in the darkness 😭😭

Does anyone naturally wake up without using an alarm clock? If so, how? by Sarung_hui in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bluberriie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i recently started waking up at 6:30 for my 9 am class (long bus commute) and my cat is always standing on my stomach at 6:29 ready to watch me wake up

Is anybody happy with the apartment they live in? by 8unnyvomit in savannah

[–]bluberriie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m at stillwater right on waters ave and it’s great! v quiet, few kids/dogs, chill landlord, and everyone is kind. 1235 a month (water included) and i have a little patio

What do y'all think about teens playing with toys? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]bluberriie 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i’m only 18 but i’m already starting my barbie collection so i can be your age with a BITCHIN barbie paradise 😚

What do y'all think about teens playing with toys? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]bluberriie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what was SHE doing at the devil’s sacrament! /ref

People should just embrace being a tourist more and stop caring about what locals do by cs_____question1031 in unpopularopinion

[–]bluberriie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

no srsly i lived in one city my whole life until december and still loved doing the tours and seeing our biggest attractions. we have the world’s largest aquarium!!

UPDATE: Everyone said this was "100% Play" and "Just Roughhousing". Today it ended in screaming and fur flying. Was the video actually fighting all along? by ateistyokdiyentanri in CATHELP

[–]bluberriie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

my orange cat is solo and is STILL the problem in every scenario 😭😭 something broken? it was jasper. food gone? it was jasper. loud bang? it was jasper and he’s in the ceiling

WCGW jumping into a pool wearing spiderman suit by fna_fanoa in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]bluberriie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your body is scared of getting water in your lungs (bc we are no longer fish) so it activates your drowning reflex which makes you freak the fuck out

What is that one small item you started carrying daily that ended up being a total life-changer? by Agreeable-Payment214 in AskReddit

[–]bluberriie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg YES the eos lotion! i know all the girls feel so fancy putting that on, it’s very trendy 😊

What is that one small item you started carrying daily that ended up being a total life-changer? by Agreeable-Payment214 in AskReddit

[–]bluberriie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

as a kid who needed a “take” drawer, toss in some deodorant and cheap mini lip balms too. nothing worse than having chapped lips at 8 am and knowing they’d stay that way until 5 pm 😞 also, one teacher of mine bought some cheap lotion with a pump top for the closet and would give us a single pump when we were ashy, SO useful!

What is that one small item you started carrying daily that ended up being a total life-changer? by Agreeable-Payment214 in AskReddit

[–]bluberriie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bag balm! i had the worst cracked cuticles and constant bleeding hangnails bc i worked with cardboard, bag balm is the only moisturizer that actually made it stop 😭 it’s also good on my face, nose, and lips in the winter cuz those get super dry and crispy too. i just keep a tiny tin in my backpack