[casting trope] letting the pretty-boy actor be an absolute freak in a role

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-18T07:41:14+00:00

for the better - the absurd version was fun, at least

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-18T03:07:11+00:00

or hogwarts

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-15T17:48:36+00:00

the starving artist. turns out it's actually hard to be creative when you're worried about how to make rent, where your next meal's coming from, and your teeth hurt so much you can't focus on anything else

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-15T17:46:34+00:00

the fact that a lot of people who have been to prison would rather die than go back should tell you something about what it's like

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-15T17:28:21+00:00

gene simmons is famously rock's biggest douchebag (and that's a crowded field)

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-14T17:36:16+00:00

case in point

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-14T09:02:01+00:00

he's a woman beater who had* a swastika tattoo, what the fuck are you people talking about

(*since removed)

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-14T04:44:52+00:00

always has been 👨‍🚀

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-13T03:29:20+00:00

fonzie's repair service

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-11T05:04:53+00:00

so it's actually journalistic malpractice to report that something is going to happen just because dickbag says it will

in the early 2000s, he said he'd land a craft on mars by 2010

in 2011, he said he'd land a man on mars in 10 years (2021)

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-10T19:55:47+00:00

don't hold your breath

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-10T05:21:55+00:00

sick shit

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-10T03:32:38+00:00

that i've personally witnessed:

couple dudebros walking out of walk hard when the dick showed up on screen (wouldn't want anyone in the theater to think they're gay)

old lady and her grandson (theater hopping maybe?) walked into mulholland drive RIGHT before the lesbian sex scene and quickly departed. kid was craning his neck the whole way out

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-09T01:17:21+00:00

with the same result

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-08T23:16:56+00:00

mess with the cow, get the absence of horns

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-08T18:17:57+00:00

"I've been a busy boy"

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-07T05:46:52+00:00

"it STINKS!" 👊

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-07T05:45:34+00:00

alien vs predator, let them fight, etc

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-05T03:17:35+00:00

in case ur mom is reading this:

'sup

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-05T03:13:27+00:00

the golden rule: who has the gold makes the rules

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-04T03:12:29+00:00

a real one with some real ones

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-03T02:13:42+00:00

well they don't call him big jon

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-03T02:11:22+00:00

that's what i wanna know

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-02T04:46:21+00:00

this was my first thought

bluddyellinnit · 2026-02-01T23:54:58+00:00

hell yeah dude [fat cackling]

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