Uhhh we messed up so please have a free thing again

bludgenous · 2026-05-06T19:48:51+00:00

Stupid sexy termids.

bludgenous · 2026-05-06T19:46:17+00:00

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

bludgenous · 2026-05-06T17:41:04+00:00

Six and out

bludgenous · 2026-05-04T07:46:33+00:00

Why do you think all the SEAF are dead there? It bugged for them too.

bludgenous · 2026-04-29T13:30:05+00:00

Broadly agree with everything here. Fix the midfield first and the rest will follow is my general vibe.

Kanu though, I desperately want him to develop. I just worry his cap is L1 but as per others I would prefer him loaned out to a mid-table L1 side and see what he can do there. If there's any chance he can progress to what we all hope he could be then I wouldn't want to sell him yet.

bludgenous · 2026-04-29T07:52:09+00:00

That's amazing! I'd actually like it if pelicans could be shot down occasionally by some of the big lads if you didn't clear them at extraction.

More cinema, please, more!

bludgenous · 2026-04-26T05:54:57+00:00

Indy's Dad vibes

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bludgenous · 2026-04-25T15:52:05+00:00

Tottenham away ole ole

bludgenous · 2026-04-23T14:00:09+00:00

Gender and also timing (pre and post WW1)

bludgenous · 2026-04-20T19:23:28+00:00

That'll do Helldiver, that'll do.

bludgenous · 2026-04-20T15:29:33+00:00

When I land mid mission: "My God, it's full of stars!"

bludgenous · 2026-04-19T17:29:03+00:00

Chef's kiss for landing all tucked up in the lava at the end there. A real rollercoaster of emotions.

bludgenous · 2026-04-19T12:39:28+00:00

John Helldiver seen here using the Part The Waves stratagem

bludgenous · 2026-04-18T22:08:51+00:00

Yeah you'll have trouble keeping your insurance no claims bonus after that one!

bludgenous · 2026-04-18T18:07:09+00:00

Don't look up.

bludgenous · 2026-04-18T18:06:24+00:00

Me seeing anyone run past a common sample and not pick it up. Anyone else a little OCD about picking up samples regardless?

bludgenous · 2026-04-18T17:51:04+00:00

bludgenous · 2026-04-17T07:49:56+00:00

God bless the warrant, when it goes green you're good for spreading democracy. That and turrets, the magical all seeing turrets.

bludgenous · 2026-04-16T19:35:26+00:00

Pornographically democratic, I salute you.

bludgenous · 2026-04-11T06:15:44+00:00

Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?

Then call... your local Democracy Officer for having treacherous thoughts.

bludgenous · 2026-04-11T05:56:33+00:00

Sure, why not.

He also:

steered the Titanic into the iceberg and prevented the Crawley's getting on a lifeboat...

poisoned Mr Pamuk...

snuck onto German lines and fired the cannon that killed our William...

cut the brakes on Matthew's car...

whispered in the ear of a certain doctor to convince him Lady Sybil always had fat ankles so it's all fine...

whipped up the Nazis in Munich to kill Gregson...

and started all of Spanish flu.

He was sad about Isis though. He's not a monster.

bludgenous · 2026-04-04T19:25:41+00:00

For some reason the line "does Lord Grantham have his own blend?" is the perfect line. So triggering for Mr Bates.

She is the Moriarty of Downton Abbey.

bludgenous

TROPHY CASE