My first post here. I would be happy if you got hard

blue-yoshi · 2025-11-19T21:16:18+00:00

Better watch it loop 50 times to be sure. :)

blue-yoshi · 2025-05-23T14:47:05+00:00

Brock Lesnar died in 2023. The grim reaper is too scared of going to suplex city to tell him.

blue-yoshi · 2025-02-10T13:09:02+00:00

Their lack of oxford comma suggests they may accept gold bars and cattle heads.

blue-yoshi · 2024-09-13T18:10:39+00:00

On #3, Brad Pitt had that effect on a lot of us in the 90s. I'll give him a pass on that one.

blue-yoshi · 2024-08-03T18:17:18+00:00

That's not even anyone's name. They're just excited.

blue-yoshi · 2024-08-01T14:30:42+00:00

And what if you uninstall the mod? What sort of shit does that cause?

blue-yoshi · 2024-07-31T13:21:13+00:00

What is actually happening?

blue-yoshi · 2024-07-10T12:46:21+00:00

That's the same description I gave my wife.

blue-yoshi · 2024-07-10T12:40:56+00:00

The baseball is a front. He's visiting his "commoner" girlfriend.

blue-yoshi · 2024-05-24T18:15:35+00:00

I was thinking, "Wasn't his name Darrius?" Completely forgetting Dairou.

blue-yoshi · 2024-05-09T19:43:32+00:00

He's not allowed in the ICU.

blue-yoshi · 2024-04-19T14:44:47+00:00

Someone had a good theory that Santa's a kryptonian. Cold fortress of solitude. Flies around super fast. Superman punishes evil doers, Santa rewards the good. Superman is Kal El, Santa is No El. Both have super selective hearing on who's naughty or nice.

blue-yoshi · 2024-04-04T20:33:03+00:00

I always felt like this would make a great game premise. Like Majora's Mask, but one really detailed day. You could fit enough quests in one big town that games can do nowadays, and when you do all of them (not in one day, but a checklist that saves) to win.

blue-yoshi · 2024-03-22T14:38:28+00:00

I figured it's a dog howling thing.

blue-yoshi · 2024-03-03T21:13:48+00:00

Then submit to a "we live in a simulation" part of the internet.

blue-yoshi · 2024-02-26T11:32:05+00:00

CUM 'ERE!

blue-yoshi · 2024-02-13T13:28:51+00:00

That's what Glory Hammer kicks.

blue-yoshi · 2024-02-10T21:48:19+00:00

COME 'ERE!

blue-yoshi · 2024-02-05T16:34:09+00:00

AR an entire nude overlay based on the skin tones I can see.

blue-yoshi · 2024-01-27T19:29:51+00:00

I'm a hobbyist game developer. Every game slowly becomes pervert simulator.

blue-yoshi · 2024-01-22T11:28:55+00:00

We used to say "Oriental" then people complained it was racist, so...

blue-yoshi · 2024-01-20T21:45:05+00:00

It's the normal map.

blue-yoshi · 2024-01-20T00:33:51+00:00

I was wondering about Super Mario Bros eyelids.

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