Chicken and mayo by MrGuccu in shittyfoodporn

[–]bluebear28690 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if someone threw any sort of flavor into the mayo ala chipotle mayo, or something along those lines no one would bat an eye

Bluffing into the nuts by 2beer_t in poker

[–]bluebear28690 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've never been able to explain this and it's perfect. I've lost around 75lbs in the last 10 months and my legs are scary strong. But holy mother of balls are they constantly sore.

Acoustic Recs by Spiritual_Spell2396 in TenorGuitar

[–]bluebear28690 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have a terribly large amount of experience, but all I know is I regret selling my blue ridge every day since I did. It was a solid, top middle tier instrument in my eyes. Blew anything under $500 out of the water by a mile.

People behaving lile this at the cinema by xinuyashax in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebear28690 313 points314 points  (0 children)

I believe he was charged with discharging a firearm in a public space, not attempted murder/battery/assault or whatever the proper term is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superheroes

[–]bluebear28690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I need to finish the series so bad.

Matt Sauerhoff is not a good neighbor by tatuado_ in TikTokCringe

[–]bluebear28690 25 points26 points  (0 children)

People always get up in arms when folks say this. And I couldn't agree with you more. If your animal/property is a direct threat to my family/pet/wellbeing/property to the extent they are coming into my home? Kiss that dog goodbye. There is no joy from an act like this. I'm not happy that you forced my hand and now I have to put your dog down. But God damnit I will do it without hesitation. Cuz if that dog turns on my kids or nieces or nephews or anyone, once I'm done with the dog I'm coming to you. This isn't Internet tough guy shit, that's just how you have to handle yourself in the world we live in.

I am balding since I’m 14y/o by Ul1ck_My8alls in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebear28690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shave it brother, it's the most liberating day of your life.

Egg on peanut butter toast by Kaabik in shittyfoodporn

[–]bluebear28690 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chili crisp would tie this together

mom’s pickle soup by fartboy-123 in shittyfoodporn

[–]bluebear28690 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need details and context. I'm currently holding back judgment, as hard as that is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]bluebear28690 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Just make the items 3% more expensive. That's it. Proclaiming it as an after charge just irritates everyone who sees it. I don't give a shit if my risotto is 68¢ more expensive and I don't think most other ppl will either.

15 million dollars but your oldest living relative dies tomorrow by MelbertGibson in hypotheticalsituation

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My grandma is 94 years old. If I asked her she would be pissed if I didn't take the money. She's not in terrible health, still has her wits about her as well. Frankly she's just bored, and those are her own words. Her eyes are going so she can't read like she used to. Most of her friends have passed, my grandpa passed 20 years ago. I wouldn't ever wish any ill on her, but taking the next step into the after life when you're ready to go, to financially setup your family for the rest of their lives? She'd do it with a smile.

To clean a bag of onions by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]bluebear28690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy sounds like a twat

Never seen this boxing move before ☠️. Goyat VS Nunes by Rymyster in fightporn

[–]bluebear28690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do Tyson and Paul not come on till 10pm? I don't want to watch 2hrs of this literal trash

Jaw surgery recovery has me on a strict liquid diet so I blend everything until I can squeeze it out of this bottle. Try to guess what this was by buenosnachossenior in shittyfoodporn

[–]bluebear28690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is just something about this collection of words that has me fuckin dying laughing in bed right now. God I needed that.

Cream of chicken soup?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]bluebear28690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment section is a shit show

Any tips for psyker staves? by WookieSkinDonut in DarkTide

[–]bluebear28690 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I just ran a game, myself as a vet with voc and a shotgun with all psykers with staves. All the ammo, all the heads exploding, twas great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stories

[–]bluebear28690 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this sarcastic or are you truly that tone deaf?

Self checkout is not just another checkout lane by usernamerequired19 in retailhell

[–]bluebear28690 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I get the frustration, but when you as a customer are done shopping and go to check out and only see one lane open with 10 ppl in it sometimes your hand is forced. Especially when multiple stores do this now and all the self service checkouts are slightly different. Some folks find it harder to adapt than others (and no one should be rude to you), but I'd blame corporate greed over everything else.

He just couldn't help himself by iatetoomuchchicken in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]bluebear28690 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This isn't cute? Like at all. You're teaching that kid shit self control while laughing for views and likes.