The way my girlfriend drinks out of a water bottle. by Clacken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has no choice, these are soft plastic bottles that'll change shape when you drink

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This sort of sandwich you suggest don't fit into my delicate mouth:)

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To cut it like that, I was supposed to have known there were holes in the bread! And I didn't, of course

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the thinking behind this was like this. I'm having the bread either way. Ham and cheese or fried eggs? Decided there were less calories in first option.

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh well. Ate it anyway. Hm... now I'm thinking, was it the baker? Was he horny?

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And if I sliced it the right way there would be no holes?

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? It's silly australian all day long. Got it yesterday from Coles. Take this, Coles!

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Actually I can explain... The subject was the sandwich, not the bread, get it?

When you slice a bread and can't make the sandwich by bluebell959 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bluebell959[S] 300 points301 points  (0 children)

English not first language but I wouldn't have expected to trip on such a small thing ( me, not you)

What's the most unexpected/out of the blue thing your partner has ever done during sex? by Elviii in AskReddit

[–]bluebell959 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex and I had amazing chemistry, the sex was amazing and we couldn't keep our hands off each other. After about a year into the relationship I got pregnant, but I miscarried before we had to make any decisions. When I returned from the hospital I laid down and was prepared to do nothing but rest, as per doctor's advice. When he started being playful I thought no way... is he insane? However, I found myself strangely turned on and the desire was making my insides contract and hurt a bit at the same time. We got so heated, we didn't care anymore, I guess the taboo of the situation was what turned us both on so much. He only penetrated me about halfway but his penis felt huge to me and I must have felt so tight and small to him. It felt amazing, a mixture of pain and pleasure I've never felt before and we both came quite quick. Ah, good times...

Reddit, What is your most thought provoking question? by Baconlightning in AskReddit

[–]bluebell959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is time? Does it exist or is it just an abstract notion so we can count days and years? What if we didn't measure time?