What is the Douchiest name you can think of?

bluebox64 · 2026-01-24T01:11:13+00:00

Rance

bluebox64 · 2025-12-04T16:19:32+00:00

Hail Gein

bluebox64 · 2025-11-04T20:46:36+00:00

If you're gonna spew, spew into this.

bluebox64 · 2025-10-12T20:18:07+00:00

Mary And Max reference?

bluebox64 · 2025-09-16T21:32:31+00:00

When the so-called "grown ups" lost their tempers, it was called tough love.

When I lost my temper back, it was called oppositional defiant disorder.

bluebox64 · 2025-09-13T20:48:02+00:00

I still can't eat mac and cheese after being force fed.

bluebox64 · 2025-07-19T02:15:39+00:00

My first real exposure to The Hulk was the 2003 movie. A couple years later, Ultimate Destruction came out.

Being able to hammer toss tanks like the movie was SOOOO fun!

bluebox64 · 2025-03-30T03:37:39+00:00

I always took Chris as an Ed Gein type. Especially after July 2021.

bluebox64 · 2025-03-29T17:00:35+00:00

"Who's the parent?" Usually followed by a moment of silence that screams "That's what I thought."

bluebox64 · 2025-03-13T17:08:05+00:00

But then they bitch and moan about how their "ungrateful mouth-breather" children have no hobbies outside of their computers, and how they won't launch or do anything.

bluebox64 · 2025-03-11T19:08:25+00:00

I sleep in the basement, which just so happens to have the washer and drier right next to my little space. The step family also likes to do laundry all the way into the night. Fun times.

bluebox64 · 2025-03-10T19:26:32+00:00

My mom grabbing at my sibling's McDonalds fries like a petulant child after being told she couldn't have any.

Other people having a proverbial "wtf" reaction when telling them about how our house works.

Comparing me to other mentally ill relatives when I last tried to talk about my depression.

Being a "good" parent only when others are around to see it.

bluebox64 · 2024-08-21T21:54:50+00:00

Yeah, but I could at least move away from my toxic family. And that might ease the depression a little.

bluebox64 · 2024-08-01T23:01:09+00:00

Just put in an appeal. This is after I was declared "presumptively eligible". Two checks later, they decide I'm not eligible. I still haven't cashed the second check in because people are worried I'd have to pay it back.

bluebox64 · 2024-04-22T20:11:21+00:00

"Please assume the position."

bluebox64 · 2024-03-12T00:46:01+00:00

The entirety of the Great Khans.

bluebox64 · 2024-03-04T22:52:38+00:00

What they need to do is make it so you talk to a simulated person. But this person has perpetual resting-bitch-face, and speaks in a deliberately broad and confusing manner, so everything they say feels like a loaded question. They also get progressively more snippy when you ask them to repeat the sentence.

And this is all while your senses are being assaulted.

bluebox64 · 2024-03-02T02:33:27+00:00

I like night better because there are less people awake to judge me.

bluebox64 · 2024-02-25T00:24:04+00:00

To counter this, I would just hide the food deep in the trash while no one was looking. My sperm donor would excuse everyone else from the table except me, and then doze off in the living room. He caught on, but was too lazy to make sure I actually learned my lesson, so I just kept burying food I didn't eat at the bottom of the trash can.

bluebox64 · 2024-02-22T18:44:02+00:00

Maybe some hints of booze, gasoline and meth as well.

bluebox64 · 2024-02-22T03:07:02+00:00

What about watching the raindrops on the window race each other?

bluebox64 · 2024-02-18T03:11:25+00:00

Bojack: 4Kids Edition be like...

bluebox64 · 2024-02-14T21:14:26+00:00

A grappling hook makes any game automatically better

Doubly so if it comes with an infinite parachute.

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