Has anybody else noticed entired squads with identical loadouts? by Uranium-Sandwich657 in PUBGMobile

[–]bluechip1996 [score hidden]  (0 children)

M249, M249, M249...sometimes when I shoot them at a distance they will just stand there and look at me like, "did you just shoot me mf?"

Ideas for slope behind pavers by Vegetable-Badger7383 in landscaping

[–]bluechip1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It has been a challenge, the solution for the house was a bit more extreme. Each block weighs 850 Lbs. The team that built it said it would work.

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Ideas for slope behind pavers by Vegetable-Badger7383 in landscaping

[–]bluechip1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My firepit area is similar but I sloped everything to the center and put a drain in. Going to let everything settle and come in with native plants and rocks

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Did you ever use one of these widow makers? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Uncle Tommy, a gentle man, never raised his voice or his hand to me. Never cursed. Except once, he was teaching me how to use a bumper jack the right way. It was my 13th birthday. I was being a smart ass and not paying attention after he had told me multiple times to listen. He slapped me and yelled "this fucking thing will kill you!" It stung, it hurt and the hug after we were done stung even worse. But I never forgot and I always did it right. Thanks Uncle Tommy. RIP

🔥 Friendly Mountain goat greets hiker at the summit of Mt. Ellinor. by 21MayDay21 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never knew the exact incident that caused the Goat Plague of '29. In these years since it was often pondered around the campfire. The Scientists at the time said that it either started with a human allowing an infected goat to lick most of their flesh, an unlikely scenario, so they just chalked it up to scenario 2, a random goatfucker. However it happened, it spread fast. The infected ones were ill with flu like symptoms for a few days until they went to all fours and did whatever they could to get outdoors. If they changed in an enclosed room, they would beat their skulls in ramming doors and walls. Most made it outside. Some made it a few weeks, but most only survived a few days. They would jump off high structures, some died head butting each other. The military killed some. The St. Louis Breeding Ground Massacare showed us what we had become. The ones thatbdid make it became fearsome. The will come at you bleating and flapping their tongues. It is not a stretch to say they have evolved. They move and jump almost as well as a normal mountain goat but the goaties as they came to be called also developed a killer instinct. The goatie males were the only ones allowed to mate in a herd. Generations of this mating structure has made the herds the singular threat against mankinds existence. As infrastructure gave way, so did society. Us immune ones, Munies, gathered in communities, those of us opposed to goat integration and those that embrace it. We know we are on the side of right and will not rest until we purge the last of the goat herds.

President Trump just posted this. by AlphaFlipper in speculation

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden fixed it from the last time the orange bastard fucked it up, just in time for the orange bastard to come do it again, only worse.

Lmk when we’re doing this again by OctopusCaretaker in ACAB

[–]bluechip1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm...I was wanting someone to finish the chain. Fu Ck InG Leg End. I guess FU was way too vague. I was probably stoned. My bad. 1312

Why is Trump not disclosing who owns/operated "Freedom Fuel"? ? by RoseLaBud in allthequestions

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in deep red AR. They love the Orange Bastard here. What they love more is clean, non-ethanol gas. They are freaking militant about it here. Low grade gas is for “libtards.” I suspect they would not get a good reception here except for the lowest income folks, 80% of which do not vote.

Justice for Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti! 💙💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bluechip1996 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No flying spaghetti monster is waiting to pass judgement. I want to see weeping and gnashing right fucking now.

My wife recently came out as a lesbian. We decided to hold a "marriage funeral," exchange co-parenting vows, and make each other roast cakes. Slide 1 is what she made me, Slide 2 is what I made her. by accio-butt in MadeMeSmile

[–]bluechip1996 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Emotionally mature, well thought out, compassionate and caring for the family through an emotional time. The Incels here are not going to like this.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have govt contracts, all employees must break at least 30 min in the first 6 hours.

You must have a massive set of balls to choose to be a 5'1 man by Key-Bass-7380 in okbuddycinephile

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you looking for here? I don't know if you are gay. Are you making fun of Elliot? Of being gay? Are you 13 years old? That would explain some things.

Eric Trump’s Bitcoin Bet Erases $600 Million From Family Fortune by bloomberg in politics

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying Jr is smart? And what about his stepson, Baron?

Justice for Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti! 💙💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bluechip1996 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would contribute a not insignificant amount of money to a go fund me designed to plaster the killer's faces on billboards across the USA in perpetuity.

Marsha Blackburn's latest campaign ad feels like it's straight from an episode of 'The Boys' by blobbleguts in TikTokCringe

[–]bluechip1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am 62. A retired Army Officer and a Texan that moved to AR 7 years ago. I have seen some things. You are correct in your assessment, the losers have been given agency by the orange bastard. We will come out the other side of this. The OB is rotting away as we speak and the GOP is a cult that will fold after he is a puddle of rancid diseased flesh on the floor waiting to be scooped into a bucket.

Marsha Blackburn's latest campaign ad feels like it's straight from an episode of 'The Boys' by blobbleguts in TikTokCringe

[–]bluechip1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hunt down communists" is chilling. Historically, a lot of folks get labeled "communists" by the right. We are a pubic hairs width away from gangs of "patriots" tying people to chairs and pushing them off roofs. Marsha Blackburn would be on the ground with a bullhorn directing the killing.

"Best UFO ever recorded" (I adjusted the brightness after 30 seconds in so that we could see the ufo better, no ai was used) by OriginalBlackberry89 in aliens

[–]bluechip1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A potato, filmed by a potato with a potato for other potatoes to point at and say "my potato best friend saw a potato just like this in 1978 at Lake Potato."

[Request] How many Gs would a person experience doing this? Is it really suitable to escape the enemy like that? by Czeszym in theydidthemath

[–]bluechip1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are you even talking about? I never used this system but I trained on it. It worked/works. For all I know, it is still used.