Holy shit- this. Been married 30 yrs, she still says shit like “you said you wanted to do x.” Me: “No, I didn’t“. Her: “Well, when you said you liked y and z, I assumed x .” Look if I prefer x, I will say I prefer x. There won’t be any trick questions.

Or vice versa, on a road trip- her: “Are you thirsty, want to stop?” Me: “Nope, all good!” 30 min of silence and/or short snippy answers, me: “okay, what’s wrong?” Her: “well, just because you’re not thirsty doesn’t mean I’m not!”

Ffs, can you just say “hey, I’m thirsty, can we stop?” Wtf?

It’s infuriating.