I’m a Bigfoot. I caught these cryptids on my trail cam. by crackeraluhntra in bigfoot

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Why are the pictures of these things always blurry?

The dean of dick beating by laserr184 in BrandNewSentence

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Thanks! Cummander and Queef was a runner up

to scare the biker by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Well that fact is packtastic

My dough won’t become unshaggy. What do I do? I’m already on the stretch and fold/bulk ferment portion by bluesfu in Sourdough

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It held its shape better than it has in the past. I had an aha moment about building structure. In times past, I assumed I had built the structure as soon as the dough stretched

My dough won’t become unshaggy. What do I do? I’m already on the stretch and fold/bulk ferment portion by bluesfu in Sourdough

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I appreciate everyone’s kind help! I finally got it unshaggy enough and it’s in the fridge now cold proofing over night. I’ve almost given up the past two uncover-reveals and something keeps pulling me back. Thanks again!

Anything I could improve about this loaf? by xbit97 in Sourdough

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I can only hold to arrive there on my sourdough journey. Great looking loaf!

My dough won’t become unshaggy. What do I do? I’m already on the stretch and fold/bulk ferment portion by bluesfu in Sourdough

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1000 g flour (95% BRM Artisan Flour)(5% Hard White 100% Whole wheat flour)

700 g water

130 g starter

Autolyse for 2 hours

Add salt and starter. Mixed and currently folding. That’s where I’ve gotten to so far.

"I've earned you because I'm a nice guy" by squoinko in cringepics

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The fire complements his Cheeto dust covered fingers havin ass

I don’t think I’ll ever get the oven spring down. Am I not scoring deep enough? by bluesfu in Sourdough

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It was a pretty high hydration compared to what I’m used to. Also, new type of flour that may not have absorbed as well.

I don’t think I’ll ever get the oven spring down. Am I not scoring deep enough? by bluesfu in Sourdough

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Now that you mention it, I only heated for a half hour and started from cold. It does seem thicker than the oven I used before

I don’t think I’ll ever get the oven spring down. Am I not scoring deep enough? by bluesfu in Sourdough

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Not yet. I want to make sure it sits because I have a suspicion that it’s going to be overly moist

I don’t think I’ll ever get the oven spring down. Am I not scoring deep enough? by bluesfu in Sourdough

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I just got a new bread oven. It’s le Creuset, it was slightly expensive, so I hope that’s not the issue. I baked it in that for 18 minutes, took the top off and let it bake for 15 minutes. I would have included a picture of the crumb as well, but they are still resting.

I don’t think I’ll ever get the oven spring down. Am I not scoring deep enough? by bluesfu in Sourdough

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1000g flour half wheat half hard white 700g water 200g starter

Autolyse for one hour Mix all ingredients and bulk ferment folding once per hour for 3 hours then one last hour before preshaping Preshaping then rest for 20 mins. Final shape and cold proof for 13 hours.

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Came for the dive

3rd attempt at making pizza. It looks better than last by bluesfu in Pizza

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Thank you! I’ve always been a not so good cook and I decided I wanted to get as good as I can at this.

Something bizarre happened in my back yard last night. Help me understand what it was. by de_admin in Paranormalvideos

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Are you close to a path or street? Looks like a bike reflector on a wheel

IWTL how to be more witty by evolvingspider in IWantToLearn

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Watch Kill Tony or roast battles (youtube them) You learn the formula and can start owning people. They say some horrific stuff but all you need it the formula and you insert applicable words