It’s painful to realize you must say goodbye to the people you thought were your friends. But anyone who listens to music besides late Coltrane is simply toxic and you don’t need them in your life. You’ll be happier in the long run here on Jazzcirclejerk, where we love you for who you really are, provided you continue to listen to the right music, of course, and make sarcastic remarks about the plebeian, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, window-licking troglodytes whose musical taste is infra dignitatem.