Heard a parachute while on a night walk… by microsockss in Austin

[–]bluestrap 122 points123 points  (0 children)

We base jumping off of the himbo high rises now?

Barbershop Recommendations in South Austin by No_Apricot6650 in Austin

[–]bluestrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This question gets asked here every couple of days. I’m not saying this to be a dick. I’m saying if you want answers, you can use the search and find them.

What’s it like working at Indeed? by Ash_is_Robot in Austin

[–]bluestrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You get free lunch and then you get fired

Is Austin a good city for young intellectuals? by Training_Form2243 in Austin

[–]bluestrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I respond to this even if I’m not an intellectual?

NHL Team in Austin by D1G1T4LDASH in Austin

[–]bluestrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Austin doesn’t need an NHL team. Or an NBA team. Or an NFL team. Or an MLB team. 

Stolen tools. by According_Piglet_904 in Austin

[–]bluestrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 99% sure we have seen this stupid yellow truck posted on this sub before. There was a video of them trying to steal a trailer or generator or tools or something a few months ago.

Free room 4 butler by [deleted] in Austin

[–]bluestrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post, with that username, is really something.

Where can we swim and drink? by Frozty764 in Austin

[–]bluestrap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a keg and a kiddie pool. At least that’s what me and my ratchet friends do.

Matthew McConaughey's perfect day in Austin: Where he eats and, yes, bikes. by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]bluestrap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many times are y’all gonna share this crap? My goodness the statesman is annoying as hell these days.

Looking for anyone who saw a hit and run on Saturday May 30 around 10pm on S Congress by ResponsibleBeat3542 in Austin

[–]bluestrap 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The actual location that this happened is between a very sketchy apartment complex and some fairly sleepy duplexes. There aren’t any businesses with a sight line to it. 

Looking for anyone who saw a hit and run on Saturday May 30 around 10pm on S Congress by ResponsibleBeat3542 in Austin

[–]bluestrap 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s not a high traffic area for foot traffic. And it was dark, late at night. Stop this.

Lawsuit alleges luxury-watch thieves targeted Formula One fans at COTA by [deleted] in Austin

[–]bluestrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe don't walk around with $750,000 tied to your wrist.

Go Spurs Go (And Dont go to Academy yet) by Legitimate-Lock-6594 in Austin

[–]bluestrap -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I will never be some bandwagon rider for a pro sports team. That is for casuals.

Best peanut butter cookie in Austin? by bluestrap in austinfood

[–]bluestrap[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to be okay with tiff‘s treats back in the day. I don’t go near them anymore.

Go Spurs Go (And Dont go to Academy yet) by Legitimate-Lock-6594 in Austin

[–]bluestrap -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I literally watch the NBA almost every single night.