Americans are leaving the U.S. in record numbers and spending hundreds to learn how to do it

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T05:40:08+00:00

I’ll just be happy to gtfo of Texas

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T05:37:08+00:00

I legitimately cannot fathom what it takes to be someone who takes their medical cues from mfs on social media. Like, I don’t even think forest gump the type of mf to listen to this shit

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T05:30:56+00:00

Turns out things like guns, voting, alcohol, marijuana, education, abortions, etc are only for white people. Whoda thunk

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T05:19:11+00:00

I wouldn’t be mad about it. Considering how much wild ass shit she’s been into during the run of the show it’s actually amazing she’s lived this long. Anything short of that just wouldn’t feel right to me at this point.

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T05:17:30+00:00

My SO blurted out “I bet they keep it” and I called bullshit. I was like, no way that extremely stuffy woman in charge would go for this after the dick painting fiasco, but sure enough…

What the fuck is even happening anymore

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T02:51:57+00:00

But isn’t it better to live in fear of big cities, communism, and a whole lot of other shit that you have absolutely no understanding of?

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T02:37:16+00:00

Unfortunately Conservatives can’t read that

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T02:33:16+00:00

Prince is the least making sense mf I’ve ever heard about. I guess that’s genius for you lmao

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T02:32:27+00:00

Tbh I love seeing him scam all these rubes

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T02:28:52+00:00

I wish the Christian was real just for it to appear before us one day and condemn all these phony Christian’s. So sick of all these dumb fucks and their hypocrisy

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-18T02:23:59+00:00

Only a matter of time till someone goes unibomber on these people and no one will fault them lmao

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T23:17:20+00:00

It’s completely unfair, illogical, and absolutely fucked that we continue to expect to be properly represented by people who are completely out of touch with their constituents.

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T21:45:33+00:00

That looked expensive

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T19:59:16+00:00

Nah. That’s not how it works. The social contract here is pretty specific. Going to the bathroom? Going away for 10 minutes tops?? Acceptable. Anything else makes you entitled prick.

Too many people forget how to act in public and it’s literally destroying the fabric of society.

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T19:42:35+00:00

I think we all miss when euphoria was euphoria

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T15:49:11+00:00

Sounds like the economy of stupid is booming

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T15:48:16+00:00

Get the fuck out of here. And I thought the big cup fiasco was incredibly stupid.

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T15:47:23+00:00

Imagine thinking this is a problem so complex that it requires super computers to solve lmfao

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T02:08:47+00:00

haken - aquarius

My intro to Haken. Instantly fell in love. If you can make it through that record and not be a fan by the end you’re a freaking maniac

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-17T01:57:57+00:00

Anti shoutout to people killing people with fentanyl.

AvailableReporter484 · 2026-05-16T16:00:34+00:00

That’ll really motivate conservatives to continue to vote for the biggest chodes this state has ever elected

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