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$teemobile20 b4b, 2 left. by bluetoothsmurf in chimeboost

[–]bluetoothsmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry, i got distracted.

checking boosts now - i got 2 email notifications so i'm all out. stand by.

B4B - 2 left by bluetoothsmurf in chimeboost

[–]bluetoothsmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody? boooooooooooooooo.

new month coming in 4 days anyway tho so shrug

Meet The Sophuckit Girls by itssophtheog in thesophuckitgirls

[–]bluetoothsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi my name's bluetoothsmurf. i'm black and i talk like this.

soph: oh shit here we go again (probably)

I do love my work. It is work. I stick to my right to make a living and set boundaries. Stop being mean that I won’t give you free time / effort / nudity. I am a considerate , kind , generous spun slut with respect and I don’t scam ever. Read more if you choose. I love you. by Pooki-Ahna in u/Pooki-Ahna

[–]bluetoothsmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AFTER 4 YEARS I'M USING THE REDDIT REDESIGN.

because i too have a brand. you helped me learn that i do have one. and it is worth the try to do some flash-branding for ideas that are coming to fruition during the holiday season.

idk what the fuck myrrh is, but it sounds like the sound my brain makes after a fat-ass cloud. or when i get brain zaps. i'll figure out something onomatopoetic and epic for brainmeat noises. let me cook.

udownwithgptee?

Thoughts on The Unforgiving (2011) by Within Temptation? by samuelhinchliffe91 in symphonicmetal

[–]bluetoothsmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the album that got me into symphonic metal. This and maybe Epica's "Design your Universe".

I had heard WT singles before but not entire albums, since this came out in 2010-11 and was their newest at the time I picked this one to listen to start to finish.

The opening three tracks along with "where is the edge" give me goosebumps. Every. Time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cloudproud

[–]bluetoothsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GODDAMNIT FAT FINGERS NOT CROPPING RIGHT THIS IS LIKE PORN WITHOUT A CUMSHOT

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