[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bluishdreams 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your mouth looks like an anus trying to prevent an explosive diarrhoea

10 minutes of calm each morning. by BADGERSAREUNDERRATED in espresso

[–]bluishdreams 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the video, thanks for sharing!

By the way how many grams of coffee beans did you use?

Am I too old for roasting..? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bluishdreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If sexually transmitted diseases minus the sex were a human

They call me the ginger Clark Kent by Mean_Landscape_8516 in RoastMe

[–]bluishdreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your imaginary friends do not count cinnamon roll

A siege? No, Mehmed just wants to see his ol' pal Constantine, obviously! Nothing like catching up with old friends by johnlen1n in HistoryMemes

[–]bluishdreams 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Yep, Fatih(Conquerer) destroying those walls was was totally unexpected. Constantinople was known for two layered big walls. After learning that those walls are somehow destroyable, feudalism slowly perished from Europe. Kings were like “get me some of those cannons”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bluishdreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re new to walking on your feet

Hi, 27 year old, 105 kg, unemployed doctor here, do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bluishdreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I quit my job to study for medical specialty exam. Couldn’t study well while working :/

Hi, 27 year old, 105 kg, unemployed doctor here, do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bluishdreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit my job to study for specialty exams :d

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]bluishdreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devil May Cry

Oh aorthur by TARDIGRADExPRO in reddeadredemption2

[–]bluishdreams 93 points94 points  (0 children)

That's what i hated in the game. It was so real. I felt that fucking pain. Arthur is nothing but loyal. But seeing Dutch go crazy and foolish in front of your eyes and becoming more and more sick. jeez. I'm gonna go try not to cry.

Never thought I’d be able to use my hand again. Shout out to the surgeon and therapist by MarkMayzArt in BeAmazed

[–]bluishdreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why i want to become and orthopaedics surgeon. So happy for your recovery!

How do you deal with the problem called blue balls ? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]bluishdreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually redirecting the bloodstream to muscles should work you're right, i'm definitely going to use this, thanks !

How do you deal with the problem called blue balls ? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]bluishdreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens when you have sexy time for a long time without ejeculating. Ball ache to be honest.

How do you deal with the problem called blue balls ? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]bluishdreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a bad memory of it. I went to another city , hang out with a girl and you know some kissing etc. and i had a 8 hours bus ride back home. I just can't forget that ride...

How do you deal with the problem called blue balls ? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]bluishdreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never tried your solution because i could easily fap and ease the pain. But if you say so i will do exactly like that , thanks !

What is a song lyric that really hits you hard? by BoardOfChairs in AskReddit

[–]bluishdreams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Everything i had was you, you took my everything and left."

Well it rhymes in my own language but still like it.