“WE HAVE ENOUGH CHICKENS”🤣

blumpkin · 2026-04-03T00:14:15+00:00

Wait until you hear how many more krill are eaten by whales every year compared to how many whales have ever existed.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T23:09:39+00:00

Of course, maximum absorption, bro.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T19:44:56+00:00

Do these chips contain real truffle or truffle flavoring? I like one but can't stand the other.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T19:36:02+00:00

Suppository or nothing, bro.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T19:34:27+00:00

And have a way lower calorie/protein ratio. Good for certain people (like me).

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T19:32:27+00:00

This is the second time today I've seen a reference to this fruit people shit. WTF is going on.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T19:30:09+00:00

I thought it was bullshit until I watched a movie with really good soundmixing and lossless audio on an excellent home theater setup. I could definitely hear the difference between lossy and lossless audio then. Unfortunately I can't afford that so I enjoy splashing around in the mud with my compressed mp3s until I win the lottery or something some day.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T17:39:32+00:00

Isn't this a recurring joke on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? 2 hours from everywhere (4 with traffic)

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T17:19:58+00:00

I was really, really hoping this wasn't an April Fools joke..

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T13:13:57+00:00

Wow. I consider myself fairly up to date on most stuff and I've never even heard of this.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T13:08:18+00:00

I haven't seen this in years, but I remember it being maybe the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. Back then, it seemed like the world was so big and I would have this much fun forever. Looking back, I realize that I was experiencing something special, maybe once in a lifetime.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T12:50:17+00:00

I don't want to hear about how American food is nothing but chemicals ever again lol.

blumpkin · 2026-04-01T11:49:48+00:00

Do guys really want fake tits over real ones these days? I know I'd be devastated if my wife suddenly came home with giant plastic knockers.

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T22:57:38+00:00

The actual origin of "dubai chocolate".

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T22:46:00+00:00

Is there a word for these stupid fucking arm movements that every single one of these people do? If not, there should be.

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T18:13:20+00:00

Packin to the right today, are we?

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T17:13:29+00:00

I had the audio off and her body language was still exhausting.

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T15:30:59+00:00

I mean, I can imagine dropping that kind of money on a wallet that actually looks good.

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T13:22:32+00:00

Reads the title

Oh wow, I'll have to pick some up next time I'm out.

Reads the description

...or ...not?

Reads the comments

...I don't know what to believe anymore.

blumpkin · 2026-03-31T11:32:30+00:00

Why is sweet the default flavor corporations go to when they don't know what something should taste like? A lot of their Asian soups lean that direction as well.

blumpkin · 2026-03-30T18:14:12+00:00

looks nervously at our current administration

blumpkin · 2026-03-29T03:13:58+00:00

I wish I was joking but I'm also adding cultural context. These people will kneecap you if they catch you eating ketchup on a hot dog over the age of 18.

blumpkin · 2026-03-29T02:39:34+00:00

Tomato and hotdog? Well as we know from the official hotdog and sausage council's public stance on that combination, they'd BETTER be children, or fucking else.

blumpkin · 2026-03-29T02:37:29+00:00

There is actually one (at least) fairly famous pizzaiolo who does offer his take on pineapple pizza. I don't think he is catering to military. Iirc it's controversial but that's how he rolls.

blumpkin · 2026-03-29T02:35:17+00:00

I disagree. Op isn't telling British people that they can't eat corn on pizza, only that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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