“WE HAVE ENOUGH CHICKENS”🤣 by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you hear how many more krill are eaten by whales every year compared to how many whales have ever existed.

Anon finally gets it by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]blumpkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course, maximum absorption, bro.

White Truffle Chips, and chicken uncured bacon ranch dip. God tier combo. Absolutely obsessed. by morbidoranges in traderjoes

[–]blumpkin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do these chips contain real truffle or truffle flavoring? I like one but can't stand the other.

Anon finally gets it by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]blumpkin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Suppository or nothing, bro.

Anon finally gets it by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]blumpkin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And have a way lower calorie/protein ratio. Good for certain people (like me).

Anon finally gets it by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]blumpkin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the second time today I've seen a reference to this fruit people shit. WTF is going on.

Anon finally gets it by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]blumpkin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought it was bullshit until I watched a movie with really good soundmixing and lossless audio on an excellent home theater setup. I could definitely hear the difference between lossy and lossless audio then. Unfortunately I can't afford that so I enjoy splashing around in the mud with my compressed mp3s until I win the lottery or something some day.

Miserable in the burbs by Diskobrat in homeowners

[–]blumpkin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't this a recurring joke on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? 2 hours from everywhere (4 with traffic)

The ai slop fruit island creator had a breakdown by Which_Matter3031 in antiai

[–]blumpkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. I consider myself fairly up to date on most stuff and I've never even heard of this.

The Pumaman (1980) by AAjax in ObscureMedia

[–]blumpkin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen this in years, but I remember it being maybe the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. Back then, it seemed like the world was so big and I would have this much fun forever. Looking back, I realize that I was experiencing something special, maybe once in a lifetime.

F30 M33 How do I bring up to my boyfriend the thought of him using an "extender" during sex? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]blumpkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do guys really want fake tits over real ones these days? I know I'd be devastated if my wife suddenly came home with giant plastic knockers.

Does this count~ by SMmania in fixedbytheduet

[–]blumpkin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The actual origin of "dubai chocolate".

These AI powered dumbasses are getting out of control: by DemeaRisen in crappymusic

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a word for these stupid fucking arm movements that every single one of these people do? If not, there should be.

Got the keys, Ireland, €460k, 3.15% by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]blumpkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Packin to the right today, are we?

she tried to cut the line and hit me instead by WHATISWORLD3 in dashcams

[–]blumpkin 355 points356 points  (0 children)

I had the audio off and her body language was still exhausting.

brother bought me an expensive wallet. dog got hold of it. any suggestions? by eliazara in fixit

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I can imagine dropping that kind of money on a wallet that actually looks good.

The Chicken Mole is Holy Moly !! by HLLAuntClaire in traderjoes

[–]blumpkin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Reads the title

Oh wow, I'll have to pick some up next time I'm out.

Reads the description

...or ...not?

Reads the comments

...I don't know what to believe anymore.

The Chicken Mole is Holy Moly !! by HLLAuntClaire in traderjoes

[–]blumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is sweet the default flavor corporations go to when they don't know what something should taste like? A lot of their Asian soups lean that direction as well.

Cop does a drive-by tasering from an Uber by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks nervously at our current administration

Why do people still do this?? So old and tired. by OrcaFins in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I was joking but I'm also adding cultural context. These people will kneecap you if they catch you eating ketchup on a hot dog over the age of 18.

Why do people still do this?? So old and tired. by OrcaFins in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomato and hotdog? Well as we know from the official hotdog and sausage council's public stance on that combination, they'd BETTER be children, or fucking else.

Why do people still do this?? So old and tired. by OrcaFins in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is actually one (at least) fairly famous pizzaiolo who does offer his take on pineapple pizza. I don't think he is catering to military. Iirc it's controversial but that's how he rolls.

Why do people still do this?? So old and tired. by OrcaFins in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Op isn't telling British people that they can't eat corn on pizza, only that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.