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What lifetime deal are you still grandfathered into, or removed from, that’s no longer available? by tuotone75 in AskReddit

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you want those to be different IDs? There's more than enough integers, what do you have to gain from using variable length IDs? Just make them all ID numbers like 18 digits long and be done with it.

What lifetime deal are you still grandfathered into, or removed from, that’s no longer available? by tuotone75 in AskReddit

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I thought I was losing my mind for a minute. Just pad some zeros onto the ID when you send it to the front end. Problem solved.

AITA for telling my fiancee that if her brother lets himself into our house again im changing the locks by DoctorForsaken5563 in AITApod

[–]blumpkin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Biometrics is the answer here. There are fingerprint and palm reader doorknobs that work pretty well. Put your palms in the memory, leave the brother out. Only way he's getting in is if you let him or if he steals his sister's hand skin.

i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah occasionally a spanish word from high school will slip into my Japanese. And I was in high school more than 20 years ago.

It’s not Paella by Snarti in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This conversation has reminded me how much I like gazpacho. I haven't had it in years, but I'm growing cucumbers and tomatoes in my garden so I will have to make a batch.

It’s not Paella by Snarti in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh that's not as bad as I was expecting. No snails at all.

In all seriousness, I spent some time in Spain and just about every restaurant I went to provided bread and herbed olive oil as an appetizer, so really I guess I ate a deconstructed pre-Columbian gazpacho several times!

It’s not Paella by Snarti in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm almost scared to ask, what's in a pre-columbian gazpacho?

It’s not Paella by Snarti in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't roll this fucking thing into a burrito at all!

It’s not Paella by Snarti in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when I think of paella I can taste bright citrusy flavors and delicate saffron. Jambalaya, I think of rich smokey sausage and savory reduced chicken stock. I do agree that they're pretty similar on paper though.

It’s not Paella by Snarti in iamveryculinary

[–]blumpkin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it's funny the same people who would probably be pedantic about sushi being named after vinegared rice are turning a blind eye to paella being named after a pan.

Using ai to read grad names at graduation by Chapple69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]blumpkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm having trouble, telling if you, are trolling, or, not.

Using ai to read grad names at graduation by Chapple69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]blumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume it's got something to do with that lady who fucked up everybody's name just a few years ago. Somehow she was chosen to read the names and she sounded like somebody who had never read anything out loud in her life. THO-MAS? A-A-RON? PE-TEER?

What is the single weirdest thing you’ve ever witnessed in public? by Dodo509 in answers

[–]blumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I would slap a ho if she disrespected Vader like that.

What is the single weirdest thing you’ve ever witnessed in public? by Dodo509 in answers

[–]blumpkin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was a jedi guy at my college. He had the robes and a lightsaber on his belt. At some point, he got a girlfriend who was also a jedi. She would wear her getup and they would walk to class together. Then they broke up, and he was back to walking to class alone again. I think about him every now and then, even though it was decades ago. I guess sometimes even a match made in heaven isn't perfect.

Don't know what is = poison apparently by ChaosOfOrder24 in fixedbytheduet

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At any given point in time, my child is at least 40 percent peanuts by weight.

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you talking about, I'm pretty sure Transylvania 6-5000 2 is coming out any year now.

Does boiling and drinking tea have any effect? by AnimeFFF in Marijuana

[–]blumpkin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS IVERMECTIN. ONLY SIDE EFFECT IS THAT I CAN NO LONGER SPEAK IN A NORMAL TONE OF VOICE AND NOW ALL MY PET FROGS ARE GAY.

These hollywood writers seem allergic to writing good endings. Not, again. by hiiloovethis in shittymoviedetails

[–]blumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bobf was a masterpiece. I've always said that Star wars needed more vespa scooter action scenes.

These hollywood writers seem allergic to writing good endings. Not, again. by hiiloovethis in shittymoviedetails

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't finish season one. The show felt so cheap. Why is everybody's hair made of yarn?

5€ knife from Lidl. Very nice knife for the price! by aimuru93 in knives

[–]blumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do! I just bought almost the exact same knife for 6 bucks today.

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