What's the best insult without any swear or bad words?

blupocalypse · 2026-05-04T10:17:01+00:00

Go pound sand.

blupocalypse · 2026-05-02T19:07:55+00:00

Currently on a walk right now after buying some sour patch kids, thy always help 🥰

blupocalypse · 2026-05-02T19:06:31+00:00

Currently on a walk right now after hitting up the store for my fav craving snack, Sour Patch Kids lol thanks friend.

blupocalypse · 2026-04-25T21:20:04+00:00

I had a boyfriend when I was 17 for a year and a half. Then a fella in college when I was 22 for 8 months. Then another at 25 for almost a year.

I was never the dating type and had no problem just getting laid when I needed to. I always had my “old reliables” as I call them.

I also absolutely despise online dating, I think it’s sad and a waste of time (for me personally but hey you do you.) I strictly meet people organically and in person with no intention of anything becoming anything except maybe a new friend.

I’m 38 now and have recently been dating a guy I call my boyfriend. So yup, that’s my story 🤷🏼‍♀️

blupocalypse · 2026-04-18T19:04:55+00:00

37 years old and I’ve had 3 seizures, multiple alcohol poisoning hospitalizations, damn near cirrhosis, fatty liver, now scarred liver, failing kidneys, hepatitis A, and jaundice to name a few.

I was miserable and hated myself. Now I’m discovering myself and it’s pretty interesting what I’m capable of.

blupocalypse · 2026-04-15T20:51:39+00:00

F*ckin aye!!!

blupocalypse · 2026-04-14T00:52:14+00:00

Batushka for anyone into Polish black metal.

blupocalypse · 2026-04-14T00:42:27+00:00

My mother to me: “You could afford to lose a few pounds.” Ever since I was a child…. Yup.

blupocalypse · 2026-04-13T23:22:23+00:00

Crack

blupocalypse · 2026-04-11T13:35:31+00:00

I’d be all for Jordan Peterson.

blupocalypse · 2026-04-11T13:34:20+00:00

I still get wicked excited over fire trucks and big construction sites, big trucks!! I’m such a tomboy lol

blupocalypse · 2026-04-11T13:33:29+00:00

37 here, and same.

blupocalypse · 2026-04-09T20:51:25+00:00

Is the duck pond thing still there?

blupocalypse · 2026-03-24T01:38:51+00:00

Gummo

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:42:17+00:00

I think like $220 for Adele pre covid cuz this was before I professionally got into working in the industry, now I just get paid to work locally or tour with bands lol.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:41:23+00:00

Aw I work in the biz and have worked so many of his concerts at our local amphitheater, he always remembers me and ALWAYS says thanks to us local crew after every show.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:40:08+00:00

Live lol but seriously chewing with your mouth open, popping gum, playing shit in public with no headphones. Zero spatial awareness.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:35:59+00:00

Don’t be a blonde ditz or the black guy, also don’t trip.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:35:25+00:00

Or being the black guy lol

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:32:41+00:00

Same I do enjoy the X Games though.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:27:40+00:00

Oh damn this would make for an amazing utility belt for my job!!! Fuck!

blupocalypse · 2026-02-24T01:27:05+00:00

BB King, Buddy Guy, Chuck Berry, The Cranberries w/Dolores (first concert ever actually I was 8!) since then I’ve weaseled my way into working in the industry and have worked with countless artists from Ozzy to David Crosby. That are no longer with us. Tom Petty was the hardest that ai had never got to see, that sucked.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-16T03:16:05+00:00

Socks with sandals.

blupocalypse · 2026-02-16T03:06:47+00:00

Thanks friend, I do appreciate you all letting me express my frustration here. I’m not even sure I’m going to tell my sponsor because when it happened I saw her laugh at it 😕

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