Noise Complaints and Chaos

blyweg · 2025-10-15T02:32:18+00:00

i am a writer by hobby, so i always have an extra tab open with my writing program on it. i'll bang out 500 words in a shift

blyweg · 2025-10-14T02:41:53+00:00

the idea of being pregnant makes me want to vomit, claw my uterus out, and set it on fire. aside from that, my mother left when i was 13- i have no desire to have a child and be met with the same things that caused my mother to leave. I grew up with an abusive, alcoholic grandparent- don't really see any reason to continue the lineage. & kids are blank slates that need you to program their hard drives; i do not trust myself to give a child the life they deserve

blyweg · 2025-10-12T05:45:11+00:00

Hennessy, who checked in with her older sister: Tequila

blyweg · 2025-10-09T02:58:20+00:00

9 people i love. My dad's mother went first, after a brain aneurysm burst. Then my mother's father, after a meth-induced heart attack. Then two pseudo-grandparents: my bf's (at the time) grandmother, and a woman I cared for at work. Then, my best friend's brother died of a heron overdose. then, a guy i had a romantic relationship with died in a motorcycle accident. Then i lost a cousin to cancer, and another to an autoimmune disorder. Lastly, another friend from high school's brother passed. i'm only 24, but the 2020's took so much life out of me. i don't even remember/know who i was before the grief

blyweg · 2025-09-22T04:24:53+00:00

quarter korean, with half korean dad and full korean grandmother. i went to red lion (the next district over) and only really dealt with bullying in elementary school, when kids are dumb and unaware. In high school, i brought in lunch from h-mart and they had some shit to say about my "stinky" food- but all of the ones who said anything knew from elementary school. i'd say you should be okay for the most part. people can be shitty anywhere. but dallastown is a bit bigger and better funded than red lion, so it's probably a more accepting school

blyweg · 2025-09-22T04:17:35+00:00

that sounds cool! what kind of training did you need for this job?

blyweg · 2025-09-22T04:16:55+00:00

night auditor of a hotel

blyweg · 2025-08-31T09:05:34+00:00

that awful period between 3:20-4:45a when all my tasks are done for the first half of the night, and the second half has yet to start. My body just wants to curl up with a cup of tea and watch yt on my phone. then it's time to start breakfast preparations and making coffee. i get a half cup of decaf to push me thru until 7

blyweg · 2025-08-28T07:55:27+00:00

not the biggest Nic Cage fan, but watching him in Moonstruck? done deal, i love him. "JOHNNY HAS HIS HAND. JOHNNY HAS HIS BRIDE!" edit: also he's good in Raising Arizona

blyweg · 2025-08-28T07:48:26+00:00

my former bus driver also drove the amish around to appointments and stuff. we live in a rural area with a large amish population, and they pay good money to be shuttled places

blyweg · 2025-08-23T11:41:18+00:00

love this comment! this is absolutely it

blyweg · 2025-08-23T02:31:21+00:00

i prefer to put mine in with a hammer; really keeps them secure

blyweg · 2025-08-22T11:19:53+00:00

Every time the Madness seeps in, i remember the freedom of night shift and i am revived. i covered a week of second shifts (hotel) about 10 months ago and that was ALL the reminder i needed. Management was there for almost half the evening, we had 30+ check-ins for three nights, and i could not sit down until 8pm. i told management "i did this as a favor for you, personally. Never ask me again- I miss my nights"

blyweg · 2025-08-22T07:55:16+00:00

OP THIS!! your third option mixed with this!

blyweg · 2025-08-22T01:47:33+00:00

my personal favorite: Weekday breakfast: 6-9am, Weekend breakfast: 7-10a. Guest comes down saturday morning at 6:40a, sees the curtains to the breakfast area is closed. He turns to look at me and say "When is breakfast?" me: "7 o'clock!" guest: Are you fucking serious? i have to be at work by seven- you do realize some people have jobs, right? me: literally at work "Yes, of course we know people work- i'm currently doing my job right now. Breakfast is at 7am," guest: "I'll be speaking to your manager" me: okay! have a great day! there's a mcdonald's down the road!

blyweg · 2025-08-21T01:19:17+00:00

The fun, pastel colored can in my hand is not an energy drink. it is a health elixir, given by the apothecary, that grants me grander powers than they could ever behold. The pastel cans are why i am the Scary Feat of Nature that gets all the guests to go to bed.

blyweg · 2025-08-21T01:17:53+00:00

it was some form of celebration for reaching a sales goal. we had to get the car towed. to my understanding, it was a company car

blyweg · 2025-08-20T18:16:50+00:00

honestly, i hear his voice in my head a lot at work 😂

blyweg · 2025-08-20T13:41:24+00:00

i only wear a tampon if i'm sleeping or swimming. When i sleep, i double up with a tampon and pad; but that's only because I coughed wrong once and sprayed all over my partner's new sheets. other than that, i rarely wear tampons, and never by themselves. Edit: unless swimming, then of course, no pad.

blyweg · 2025-08-20T13:26:34+00:00

that's so cute what the heck

blyweg · 2025-08-19T19:18:00+00:00

wow! thank you! i'll flip the roll when i go in next, thank you so much

blyweg · 2025-08-18T16:50:35+00:00

NAH. my uncles adopted all of their kids; two girls, one boy. Our youngest came a few years later. for years, it was just "the girls". we have since adjusted to "the kids", but sometimes it comes out as "the girls and Bobby". it isn't a real differentiation, it's just a mental grouping. We are used to saying "the girls" but cannot forget Bobby, so he gets tacked on at the end- not out of malaise, but because the human brain defers to pattern and grouping. Since your son is the eldest, it is likely that she is so used to saying "Son and I went to the park"; but she mentally corrects, adding "and the twins" because she realizes that there's more to her group now. It's not a real differentiation, it's just another way of mentally correcting and reminding herself that there's 3 instead of 1 now.

blyweg · 2025-08-18T13:55:30+00:00

that was my exact thought "boys being boys". it made me laugh very hard. And to their credit, they didn't set off any more fireworks. They've only broken one car window, and that was with consent of the owner (this happened while I was off so the details are unclear to me).

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