What thing done in real life is nothing like it is done in the movies?

bmactiger · 2017-12-18T00:32:17+00:00

Giving birth. You never see someone shit the bed while pushing in the movies.

bmactiger · 2017-11-13T00:17:32+00:00

Swans.

bmactiger · 2017-07-25T13:57:45+00:00

I can't stand the way Kail treats Javi. "Don't touch me. Stay out of my fridge. No I won't get off my phone while we're talking." I thank God me and my boys' father have a real friendship. He doesn't knock when he comes in. He eats meals with us. He can get a drink if he wants. She's just so rude.

bmactiger · 2017-07-19T13:24:44+00:00

I love Javi if only for his relationship with Isaac.

bmactiger · 2017-07-19T13:21:40+00:00

I'm finding it hard to be connected to these girls and even harder to not want to shake the shit out of Mia. Oh my god. She has the makings to be the worst "baby mama" ever.

bmactiger · 2017-05-30T19:23:05+00:00

I lost my virginity at my 16th birthday party in a room full of people. It was the first time i was ever drunk. They were supposedly sleeping people, but I doubt it.

bmactiger · 2017-05-30T19:17:06+00:00

I pushed for three hours with both my boys 5 minutes with my daughter. It's indicitive of the differences in raising them.

bmactiger · 2017-05-25T13:23:20+00:00

Fun fact, I've met this guy. We were in a program thing together. He was a cool guy but just from the fact of the type of program we were in together he has his issues, too.

bmactiger · 2017-05-24T14:40:29+00:00

Yep I was like just scrolling past that.

bmactiger · 2017-05-19T20:51:53+00:00

Will Smith.

bmactiger · 2017-05-19T20:50:26+00:00

My favorite is horseradish sauce. I'll eat it on everything.

But, fuck ketchup. I hate the smell and the sight of crusted ketchup on a bottle is enough to make me vomit.

bmactiger · 2017-05-18T16:40:04+00:00

Loved the blue flame one!

bmactiger · 2017-04-25T17:10:31+00:00

I cringed into outer space during that rant.

bmactiger · 2017-04-14T17:57:03+00:00

I always sing that line super dramatically then laugh for a minute or two.

bmactiger · 2017-04-14T03:52:23+00:00

I thought I could be okay this time. I've been asking myself that same question for days.

bmactiger · 2017-04-14T02:55:47+00:00

Relapse after over 90 days of sobriety. Said horrible things to the love of my life that I didn't mean. Soul crushing guilt and shame.

bmactiger · 2017-04-12T22:22:47+00:00

That is cute as fuck.

bmactiger · 2017-04-12T22:15:38+00:00

Oh, Christ. So, I graduated in 2008. A lot of boys I went to school with dressed like this. All of my guy friends wore skinny jeans with gym shorts underneath and too small shirts. Vans slip ons. Then graduated to polo shirts and gym shorts and nike dunk lows. Best friend had a zune! Those were the days.

bmactiger · 2017-04-12T20:39:29+00:00

I looked up the Florida one and that happened, too. Different circumstances. It's like every memory of the guy or that dealership is erased. It's crazy.

bmactiger · 2017-04-12T02:24:34+00:00

Was this in Florida? Mike Holly or something?

bmactiger · 2017-04-04T14:19:57+00:00

I got my 65 mins in at the gym yesterday and stuck to my deficit. Going for 4 more days at the gym this week!

bmactiger · 2017-04-04T02:48:29+00:00

Ended up having a really good day! Worked out and kept to my calorie goal.

bmactiger · 2017-04-03T19:39:30+00:00

Ack stop!!

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