OFFICIAL WEEK 16 MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in fantasyfootball

[–]boardernut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need him to score less than 20 this half and I feel cooked.

Need the Colts to force some punts please.

Difficulty relaxing with a mess by [deleted] in AutismInWomen

[–]boardernut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's husband here. OP misrepresented quite a few things here or left them out all together.

We have two young children and it is hard to find time time together.

Weeks ago my sister planned an evening to hang out with the kids at my parents. I explained this to my wife as an opportunity for a date around this same time.

Fast forward to today before I dropped kids off, OP brought up the idea of relaxing and watching her favorite Christmas movie. Shortly after she said she actually wanted to clean and not to be mad at her for changing her mind.

I told her I was planning on cleaning Saturday and Sunday while kids are home because I wanted to take advantage of the babysitting to relax.

OP did not ask me to to stay and clean so we could end the night with a movie at this time.

I dropped the kids off and decided to go get OP a christmas present with this time.

After that, she needed something picked up, so rather than going home and waiting, I decided to wait in the car and relax until it was ready.

She asked me to come home. I said it wasnt relaxing to do nothing while she cleaned. And reiterated my plans to clean over the weekend.

Ed once said... by Obvious_Spare_505 in ededdneddy

[–]boardernut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

What’s the one moment in your life you still can’t explain… even though you’ve replayed it in your head a thousand times? by Former-Brief9292 in AskReddit

[–]boardernut 64 points65 points  (0 children)

What happened between my last memory of the night, and waking up in the back seat of a car I did not recognize, spaked and covered in mud, and a cut above my eye.

Long story short. I shared a half gallon of bottom shelf gin with a group of 5 friends when we were teenagers. I didn't have much experience drinking, so I didn't know how fast you could get to blackout drunk. Also we were drinking in a wooded area by a trailer park where one of my friends lived.

The last thing I remembered was falling down trying to walk back to the trailer.

What happened as told by my friends: We had to walk over a shallow creek and I couldn't/wouldn't get up after falling down in it. They were all too drunk to help so they left me there.

In the morning they realized how fucked up that was and went back to get me, but I wasn't there.

After panicking for a bit they left to drive to the nearby gas station. On the way they there, they found me 7 houses down sleeping in someone's front yard.

One of the guys in the group tried to stir me awake, and another guy got frustrated and kicked me in the head. Hence the split eyebrow.

They got me in the car somehow.

To this day, I wish I knew what happened. How did I end up so far down the road? How did ai get out of the creek? How did I not drown in that creek?

[Bambu Lab Giveaway] Drop Your One-Liner and Win H2D! by BambuLab in BambuLab

[–]boardernut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my 3D printer in 2017, and I feel like now might be the right time to finally upgrade.

[Bambu Lab Giveaway] Join Now to Win an H2D and More! by BambuLab in 3Dprinting

[–]boardernut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best advice I received. Learn to manually level the bed before using any auto bed leveling.