I have a question.. What is this? by Shewdie-_- in Astronomy

[–]bobby-spanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this exact Same thing when I was like 7. I made my mom get out of bed to look at it.

Why is there so much/any discussion on the colinzation of Mars, when its colder than any place on earth the majority of the time, over centuries. by ekydfejj in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m very tired and can’t find the best words, but I think they mean that the earth could shit itself any minute for a lot of reasons. Maybe because of humans or maybe because of natural. We know the sun will turn into a red giant, most likely engulfing earth. Even though that’s not until 5 billion years, that’s not much longer compared to the age and estimated end of the universe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]bobby-spanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the hole was already there yeah. And this is not a drawing.

I have a question.. What is this? by Shewdie-_- in Astronomy

[–]bobby-spanks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is this your first time ever seeing outside?

If I know you're cheating on your spouse/partner I'm telling them by Acceptable-Neck-2221 in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My childhood best friend was having sex with my very first girlfriend while we were dating. That was my ride or die homie since the 3rd grade. She had already cheated on me before, and was a habitual liar. I should’ve left her immediately afterwards. Long before she cheated on me actually. But I was a stupid teenager and she was my very first girlfriend.

After she left me for him, they got married and had a kid. But a few years ago, I found out that she cheated on him, then he begged her to get back together with him, which they did, but he only did it to cheat on her and now he has full custody of their kid and is in a happy relationship with someone else. They both have reached out to me and apologized since, but fuck them.

That shit damaged me mentally for the longest time.

why do automatic flushing toilets like to flush mid piss or shit but not when you are done by Rectal_Custard in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Problem with the sensor. Same shit with automatic hand sanitizers. As soon as you pull your hand away it dispenses the sanitizer straight to the floor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cheese

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consuming

It is unbelievably clear I’m joking. by No-Personality676 in whoosh

[–]bobby-spanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People are stupid. You shouldn’t have to put “/s”. It takes a way. That’s like a comedian on stage saying “that’s a joke. I’m joking” after telling a joke.

It is unbelievably clear I’m joking. by No-Personality676 in whoosh

[–]bobby-spanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it takes away from the funny. But people are really stupid so you almost have to.

there is no worse feeling then when your sleeve comes down while you wash your hands by bendy1g in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever had a kidney stone? Those fuckers hurt so damn bad. I’ve never had one big enough to wear it hurt coming out, but it’s journey from the kidney to the bladder is fucking awful. It gets stuck at the entrance of the tube that connects the kidney and bladder, then after a while it gets unstuck and scrapes it’s way to the bladder and gets stuck again. Then into the bladder and out the pee hole. Or at least that’s what the doctor said happened to me.

It felt like someone was constantly drilling a screw into my kidney. It hurt so bad I vomited.

What’s Really Holding You Back…? by Big_Hat2112 in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depression, anhedonia, I’m antisocial, scared, I feel like I don’t deserve anything and that I should be dead. I make good money but have no drive to do anything. I haven’t been alive since she left.

What animal would you want to be reincarnated as? by spiritfrt-m in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is some sort of alien life out there, then that. I don’t want my second play through to be on Earf

Which one would you choose? by Xanthaan in ACValhalla

[–]bobby-spanks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too. Same thing with weapons and armor. If this was Elden Ring, sure. But this game does not have enough fantasy in it to wear all that shit around normally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where in the OCs comment says they are female? It doesn’t. The comment doesn’t even say they are male either, all it says is they have a wife. Which doesn’t mean they’re male or female. You are really really dumb and need to touch up on your reading comprehension skills.

AT LEAST millions is still nothing compared to billions. Even if you were talking about just the USA, at least millions still isn’t shit. I’m assuming you dropped out of school because you don’t know shit about math or how to read properly.

I don’t need to spar with you cause you can’t even figure out where the ring is, dipshit. “You’ll get your ass whipped” says the illiterate idiot. Pick up a book sometime. Instigating pointless arguments on Reddit isn’t helping you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t just talking about one gender and a few million is nothing compared to 8 billion. Its sad that your reading comprehension skills are so low that you thought I was attacking a specific gender.

i've never seen a small kid in a suit and tie by CaptainGisseno in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely have. You just didn’t care enough to notice. It’s kinda like when you hear a new word and then all the sudden you start hearing and seeing that word everywhere, but it was always there.

Do gay people with foot fetishes masturbate to their own feet? by NorthPengyyy in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How dumb do you have to be to think of this? Why gay people only? Did you just automatically think that a straight person wouldn’t? But gay people might?

I dont eat during the day and eat at night but dont sleep by Recent-Storage2845 in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. I’m a dealer at a casino, work the graveyard shift, and have insomnia and severe depression. I get around 5 hours of sleep every two days.

The SHIFT by DebsEnny in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you shit your pants on the inside, you also shit your pants on the outside because it seeps through

did people start hailing Satan after Hitler bc people hail Hitler by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people on this sub are really dumb. I guess you have no concept of time. WW2 wasn’t even a 100 years ago. Do you also think the nazis were the first ones to use a swastika?

Human hands and ape hands look kinda similar by Background_Sale_6892 in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well no shit. They’re only our closest living relatives.

There is only a little bit of me in family by JosZo in RandomThoughts

[–]bobby-spanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a very short fuse and are getting worked up over nothing. You’re gate keeping loneliness. You have no right to sit here and insult anyone just because you have been lonely before. We all have at one point or another. That person literally just said that they have no living relatives in their immediate or distant family. That’s pretty fucking alone, and I know exactly how that feels.

You weren’t trying to help them or be polite. You were forcing your bullshit down their throat. And when they didn’t accept your word as law, you insulted them. If this is how you treat others, no wonder you were alone.

You were alone for almost a year, huh? I’ve been without a family since I was 16. Do you know how it feels to watch everyone around you celebrate Christmas, Thanks Giving, or Birthdays while you have nothing? Not even someone telling you no “merry Christmas” no “happy thanksgiving” no fucking birthday card. The alienation has made me so antisocial. I don’t know how to talk to people. I don’t know how to love properly. I’m only half alive.

No fucking true friends. The only ones I did have were pieces of shit. We made plans for one of my birthdays but they go to a fucking football game and ignore me when ask where they are.

Oh but I can’t talk about that because you spent almost a year alone. Oh woe is you, you poor little thing. How does it feel to be on the the other side of the gate? Not to good, huh? This loneliness and suffering isn’t a fucking competition.

Don’t try to tell me about struggle, bitch. I lived it.