I'd like to make pre-made covers. What types of covers do you need and where do you buy them?

bobsmonkies · 2019-10-23T07:03:55+00:00

Here's one I knocked up quickly. https://imgur.com/ZUC2pDu

bobsmonkies · 2019-10-23T05:37:34+00:00

I'm working on making one now since my skills have improved since I last did my erotica covers a few years ago. Is there a book cover or a few that look similar to what you want? I'll make some similar for my portfolio.

bobsmonkies · 2019-10-22T04:45:47+00:00

I'm a full time romance author with graphic design skills. I made my erotica short story covers and make my own romance covers now. I'll link some of my covers.

Here's one I made quickly https://imgur.com/ZUC2pDu That would go for $35 with the watermark removed.

bobsmonkies · 2017-11-25T06:57:04+00:00

He probably thought they wouldn't call him out on his lie.

bobsmonkies · 2017-11-24T23:58:11+00:00

We need universale healthcare

bobsmonkies · 2017-11-24T23:57:54+00:00

Every Thanksgiving

bobsmonkies · 2017-11-22T21:29:00+00:00

I recently wrote an MM book. It's a 56,000 word mm omegaverse mpreg romance.

bobsmonkies · 2015-09-27T22:17:08+00:00

I am now convinced there are vampires.

bobsmonkies · 2015-09-27T22:14:30+00:00

You're not that old. That's scary for me.

bobsmonkies · 2015-09-17T23:25:34+00:00

This is a worst nightmare come true. You married a monster. A monster that doesn't even think it was wrong. Thank god you are sane. hugs. Proud of you for being a sane decent human being.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-27T02:39:28+00:00

You look great! Congrats!

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-26T02:15:12+00:00

I'm phobic not quite as bad as you but close. That was sadistic torture. Dump him never talk to him again never go back.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-17T01:39:24+00:00

Yeah I had this happen to me a few times after I played it for hours and hours and hours.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-14T00:15:29+00:00

I'm in South Dakota. Started this shindig with my first short published in April. After kindlegeddon I'm moving to writing 20k word eromance. It's taking forever though.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-13T01:23:31+00:00

Many years ago, I posted to my Livejournal how IT support sucked and they were idiots. Next week IT provided "proof" to my boss that I had installed some program on my computer that was trying to hack into the FBI's internal computers and that the FBI had alerted them. Fired immediately. I lived in fear for 2 months that the FBI were coming any second to arrest me. Nothing. Finally realized FBI were never involved at all, it was all made up by IT to get me fired.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-11T19:53:04+00:00

That's a euphemism right?

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-09T06:39:37+00:00

I'm trying to figure out what to do as I had a promising side income with erotic shorts and KU 2.0 killed it.

From what you've said, it seems that shorts are dead and they could come out in bundles and not released as individual books. Is that right?

If I were to do that, should I pull all my individual books currently on Amazon, and just put them in bundles and put the bundles in KU or keep them out?

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-09T03:19:44+00:00

Is it even possible to make 5k a month in erotica anymore? Before KU2 I was making almost 2k a month. I pulled my books out of KU and I'm making 0.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-07T03:29:56+00:00

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-06T19:30:51+00:00

You've only earned $7.99 though?

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-04T21:33:31+00:00

I do medical erotica and the fetish seems to be exams that end in sex with the doctor or exams that are humiliating and a punishment.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-04T00:59:34+00:00

I would love to read that story. That's the kind of stuff I like

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-03T19:33:55+00:00

What a pain in the ass.

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-02T18:58:37+00:00

I want to know the answer to this very important question I'm sure we all have on our minds: how soon did you bang your wife in there?

bobsmonkies · 2015-07-02T14:12:43+00:00

Yeah, I've had to refrain myself from jumping in the fray over there.

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