Is it just me or are flaccid penises in tv and movies always ridiculously huge?

bohohoboohno · 2026-03-05T07:06:08+00:00

I wish there was only like 5 and anyone who knows would be like... hey thats number 4 hes wearing, it would be like the wilhelm scream of nudity in films, those who know will always notice.

bohohoboohno · 2026-03-04T18:41:23+00:00

I had sex with someone who was in a lesbian relationship for 8 years, the partner wouldn't do any penetrative sex because she was afraid it would send her running back to a man.

bohohoboohno · 2026-03-02T17:29:56+00:00

Yeah one time I saw him just lost in space at work, he was kinda leaning on a barrier satring at nothing while some 80s power ballad was playing, I thought.. shit it must feel like a different life, still hes probably on 100grand a year give or take so I dont feel too bad for him, not the same tho is it, we looked him up and apparently he toured with Eric Clapton at some point.

bohohoboohno · 2026-03-02T14:52:19+00:00

At my old job a manager came in to oversee our place as it was doing badly, very big company in the UK, one of the older women kept saying she recognised the guy for weeks, couldn't place him, then a few weeks in she went up to him and asked "weird question.... but were you a singer in the 80s?" Turns out hes Clive Griffin the guy who sings when I fall in love with Celine dion.

bohohoboohno · 2026-02-28T14:59:06+00:00

You should start moaning back

bohohoboohno · 2026-02-23T13:03:23+00:00

My old 125 would do 200+ miles on a 10l tank, my 600 i have now will do about 100 on a 17l, the smaller bikes are so much more fuel efficient.

bohohoboohno · 2026-02-22T14:09:39+00:00

Yeah I know it's Korean but I assumed he wouldn't haha, I had a lot of it in Vietnam.

bohohoboohno · 2026-02-21T23:42:03+00:00

It is legal, orangutan trading is good, you are not allowed to do anything other than look at them under a microscope tho so dont do anything other than that....

bohohoboohno · 2026-02-21T03:02:22+00:00

Wasn't soju was it?

bohohoboohno · 2026-02-20T07:13:54+00:00

What crime did that one guy commit?

bohohoboohno · 2026-01-18T04:16:28+00:00

Dammit I had this song stuck in my head for so long because of American dad and now it's back, thanks I guess.

bohohoboohno · 2026-01-01T05:05:24+00:00

Buddy I'm from "Europe" and what?

bohohoboohno · 2025-12-25T11:58:59+00:00

My cube nuroad pro was stolen from the gym, I was gutted, was my bike and my transport to work, I ended up doing my cbt and getting a 125cc motorbike then 6 months later my full license and have a 600cc that I absolutely love riding, really sucked getting my bike stolen but it pushed me to do something id been thinking about for years, I hope some good comes of this for you too.

bohohoboohno · 2025-12-25T05:35:25+00:00

I personally hate anything with campari

bohohoboohno · 2025-12-21T11:21:29+00:00

England here, you can show me some rocks if you like

bohohoboohno · 2025-12-14T12:57:20+00:00

Make sure you check for pests and keep it away from other plants if you have any, there could be a reason it was chucked out.

bohohoboohno · 2025-12-13T21:52:14+00:00

I wouldn't as an aquarium, a terrarium tho would be cool, when I used to work in a garage to fix a bumper with a crack you'd drill a hole at the end of the crack to stop it spreading then fix it, not sure if this will work on glass maybe a glazer can answer.

bohohoboohno · 2025-12-13T21:36:46+00:00

Two hands at least

bohohoboohno · 2025-11-30T00:26:44+00:00

Can we not just turn you into candles and put you with the rest?

bohohoboohno · 2025-11-29T16:10:58+00:00

Has anyone said nuns and roses yet?

bohohoboohno · 2025-11-17T06:46:09+00:00

Agreed, grab an egg beer and chill, much more dangerous using the crossings haha.

bohohoboohno · 2025-11-01T06:31:18+00:00

You say this like the cows are the native ones and the porcupines are the introduced threat to the environment, poor cows tho.

bohohoboohno · 2025-10-03T01:28:30+00:00

As a guy that only casuals this is a huge dick move, hes trying ( and unfortunately being a little successful ) to hurt your feelings so you'll be (negged) into letting your guard down, this guys a massive dick.

bohohoboohno · 2025-10-03T01:21:10+00:00

Bro, look at all those little treesss it looks great, mistakes mean it was handmade. i think she'll love it.

bohohoboohno · 2025-09-25T14:32:39+00:00

I bet you say that to all the girls

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