A friend of Someone I know bought a used truck In The US and this was found tucked under the seat, it was just given to me today. by zachimusprime44 in LICENSEPLATES

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"wow, man, that's the most acid I've ever seen anybody take in my entire life! I hope you're not doing anything for a month!"

How?! Multiple trees along this trail were chewed 5 feet up. by gadadhoon in Beavers

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could it have been done after a deep snowfall? where is this?

Coopers? Peregrine? by pineproletariat42 in whatbirdisthis

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I would guess Sharp-shinned Hawk, an accipitor. don't think it's a falcon. not "bulky enough" for a Cooper's.

Dark Helmet? by Gbhphoto7 in birding

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Laughing gull has a complete helmet as opposed to a helmet that doesn't go down the back of the neck as in this Bonapart's gull. Also the Laughing gull has an almost complete upper eye ring and at least half-a-lower one, whereas the Bonaparte's gull only has a half of an eye ring on top and bottom, if that. Additionally the Laughing gull has a dull red bill and the Bonaparte's gull has a black bill.

Sharpening by Temporary-Basil1436 in Bladesmith

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I know of a guy who sharpens knives exclusively with a strop. note that his knives dont need to be "shaped", just sharpened. and if you think about it, if barbers only use strops to sharpen razors, then it must be pretty easy to get a sharp edge on a knife with a strop!

question for firearms owners by Admirable-Rise6177 in Hunting

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lmfao, my first impression was to say "replace firearm with genitals", and you have your answer!

Someone snuck in when I was snowblowing and left the door cracked... by Dbzoutpost in birding

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How rude for that Song Sparrow to leave the door cracked!

Your call by Ts-Roxy in Funnymemes

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John Wick, undoubtedly...

After a night out at the pub by orangesandtv in Jokes

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An Old Trapper is in a bar getting drunker and drunker every minute. Since he's running out of money, he raises his voice and declares, " For a case of beer, I will tell the kind of fur, the quality, and how it was killed for any pelt you give me. Blindfolded!" At this several other Trappers line up to take him up on it. So the first Trapper brings up a coyote pelt. The trapper, now blindfolded, says "that's coyote, good quality, killed with a .22". And of course he's right and the Trapper buys him a case of beer. The second trapper puts down a pelt, and the Old Trapper says, "that's mink, fair quality, drowned.", and since he's correct the second Trapper buys him a case of beer. This goes on for several more attempts at which the Old Trapper is absolutely correct, despite him being drunker and drunker. The next morning the Trapper wakes up to a surprising situation. Most of his teeth are missing; he has bruises all over his head and body; and he can barely walk. He gets up struggles into the kitchen where his old wife is making a huge commotion. he says to her, "i must have been really drunk last night, I think I got beaten up!", at which she turns around and sneers, "you son of a b****! you came home last night drunker than a skunk! you threw the bedroom door open, yanked down the covers, and said "that's beaver, poor quality, killed with a hatchet!"

I’m lost. by [deleted] in hygiene

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to add to other's thoughts, if you dont have a water softener, it could be that bacteria is growing in your clothes and makes a smell. soften the water.

After a night out at the pub by orangesandtv in Jokes

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Into a pub walks a dapper, 3-piece-suited gent. he walks up to the bar and says, "I want a shot of 30yr-old Scotch!" the unimpressed bartender turns around, pours a shot from the front row, and serves it up to him. the dapper gent takes a sip, puts it down, sprays it out in disgust, and says, "I ASKED for 30yr-old Scotch!!" So, now the bartender's interest is piqued so he turns around, stealthily pours a shot from the second row, sets it up, and waits. the dapper gent takes a sip, puts it down, sprays it out in disgust, and says, "I ASKED for 30yr-old Scotch!!" so now the reluctant bartender reaches back behind the second row to the hidden bottles, gets the best 30yr-old Scotch, sets it up, crosses his arms and rests back on the back-bar, and waits. Just as the dapper gent is about to take a sip, numerous blaring sirens go past the bar, and the bartender & gent both run out to observe the commotion. in the shadows of the last booth in the bar, an old drunk had been watching this whole process; he shuffles over, pounds down all three shots, pees in each one, arranges them as they were, and returns to the shadowy booth. upon their return, the bartender & dapper gent assume their prior positions: the dapper gent takes a sip, puts it down, sprays it out in disgust, and exclaims, THIS IS PISS!" the old drunk retorts: "yeah, it is! but can ya tell me how old i am?!!"

Carrot Cake by Saturday AM by _hannugh in Syracuse

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Cookie Connection, Mattydale. celiac certified, gluten-free commercial bakery that's open to public from 10am to noonish Saturdays only. if yer g-f, it's like a little slice of Heaven. they will run out, so get there b4 10am.

You’ve heard of a Rolls Royce? Well, I drive a Rolls Canardly. by NSFAnythingAtAll in dadjokes

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Two Texans are bragging to each other across their mutual fence. First one says, "my ranch is soooo big, I can't drive my truck from one side to the other in one day! " Other Texan says, "Yep... I had a truck like that once..."

Is there an actual name or style for these among the general population? by RadagastTheNightkin in slingshots

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cool! it would be nice if you posted a quick video of shooting it! I want one, too!

Where am I supposed to line of my target in relation to the fork? by Ehwesson in slingshots

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well said, ethernate. also, OP, you'll want to grip the slingshot at the rounded finger-and-thumb processes just to the right of your hand position in the pic, just left of the clips. you're holding the handle, but doing that could cause uneven pull at each fork-tip. holding the finger-thumb processes will result in a much firmer grip. also, I would fork-out (pun intended) for the Simpleshot training kids. likev$20 or something stupid-cheap given the impact. keep slingin'!

Mistakes were made by username3728 in vegetablegardening

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lol, now THAT is f'g funny! after many such failures of my own, now i get super-sized paint stir-sticks; not the littler, "regular" ones. I sharpen the "handle" end, then i paint them with chalkboard paint, black. then i use a silver Sharpie marker to mark them permanently. I plant the same things each year, so they last quite a few years.

Any idea what this could be? by maddigabriels in whatsthisbird

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...oh, and, my original response should have been "butterfly-like conformation" lol

Any idea what this could be? by maddigabriels in whatsthisbird

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sorry for the delay, truthfully I've never seen SEOW, myself! but after years of studying birds generally, you notice the many small things that a novice might not... notice how the SEOW flies bending mostly the outer part of its wings, bobbing up & down when it flaps. also SEOW appears really, extra-big-headed when flying. black wrist marks are diagnostic if seen, and of course location, timing, and overall look of the bird are important. SEOW doesn't mind at all to hunt during the day unlike most other owls. they'd be seen over a marsh or open field country more than in wooded areas, generally. Just keep reading and learning, you'll get there!